Kids say the darndest things......

Me: "If you don't take care of your toys better than they're going in the garbage."
4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)
**sigh**
4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)
**sigh**
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Mother-In-Law: "If you dont clean up your room I will vacuum up all of your Legos."
Wife: Gets down off the bed and picks up all the red Legos and proceeds to say "ok, there all yours."