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lilwing88lilwing88 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,787
Me: "If you don't take care of your toys better than they're going in the garbage."

4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)

**sigh**

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  • Dustin1981Dustin1981 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 410
    That reminds me of a story my mother-in-law told me.

    Mother-In-Law: "If you dont clean up your room I will vacuum up all of your Legos."

    Wife: Gets down off the bed and picks up all the red Legos and proceeds to say "ok, there all yours."
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    lilwing88:
    Me: "If you don't take care of your toys better than they're going in the garbage."

    4 year-old Daughter: "Then they'll end up in the dump and then the incinerator where they'll be saved and brought back home?" (big s**t eatin grin on her face)

    **sigh**
    Has she recently seen Toy Story 3? If so, that's what you get for letting her see it, LOL. Both my daughters LOVE the Toy Story "Trilogy".
  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,426
    My kids can't come in our room without knocking. No lock and no knob, but there is punishment for not knocking. My oldest two are pretty good about it and I thought my 15 month old was too young to worry about it. Apparently before she can speak more than 20 words she has picked up on this and will not enter our room without knocking. Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...
  • JCizzleJCizzle Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,910
    DSWarmack:
    Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...
    That's what she said.
  • mfotismfotis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 720
    JCizzle:
    DSWarmack:
    Thought this was the most appropriate place to put that...
    That's what she said.
    ROFLMAO, No *** that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that post also, You beat me to it. Aswesome.
  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,426
    JC, you are horrible! When I reread it it was the first thing that came to my mind too. Just got back from my trip to AUAB.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    My wife to my grandson:" Where's Papa? grandson: " He's out blowing a cigar, granny"
  • JCizzleJCizzle Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,910
    DSWarmack:
    JC, you are horrible! When I reread it it was the first thing that came to my mind too. Just got back from my trip to AUAB.
    That's what I do!
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