I don't know what it is
Krieg
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About myself, but it seems no matter where I go, people want to spill their life's story to me. Take yesterday for example, While I was sitting there at the cigar bar, smoking a My Father robusto, this guy starts chatting with me...fine...so I wasn't rude or anything, but I thought I was obvious that I was more interested in my ballgame...anyways, then he starts telling me about his daughter and the guy she's dating and how he doesn't approve...blah blah blah...and I was just thinking to myself "Dude, I hardly EVER get out of the house to come up here...much less being able to watch a game I'm interested in...please for the love of GOD, leave me in peace..."
It happened again last weekend too, while not at the cigar bar, but outside in my driveway...my wife and 3 year old were outside trying to play when all these wasps started fiying around. Figured there was a nest up under the overhang of the garage, so I went and got a big ass can of wasp spray...my new next door neighbor then decides that this is the perfect time to come over there and introduce herself...WHILE I have a ton of really pissed of wasps flying around THAT I'M TRYING TO STILL KILL. She starts talking about how they lost their house and had to move into a smaller house and how it's soooo much smaller than they're used to...blah blah blah...and she was one of these motor mouth people who won't STFU for a sec where u can get a word in edge wise....nope...not one @#$ word. Anyways, she's still spilling her guts when her damn dog decides to walk into my garage and then try to get into my house...doesn't phase her one bit...still talking. Not till I walked away from her did she realize what the hell was going on. By that time my 3 year was freaking out because some bulldog is trying to get the door open.
Am I crazy getting pissed by this crap?? Or am I just an @sshole??
It happened again last weekend too, while not at the cigar bar, but outside in my driveway...my wife and 3 year old were outside trying to play when all these wasps started fiying around. Figured there was a nest up under the overhang of the garage, so I went and got a big ass can of wasp spray...my new next door neighbor then decides that this is the perfect time to come over there and introduce herself...WHILE I have a ton of really pissed of wasps flying around THAT I'M TRYING TO STILL KILL. She starts talking about how they lost their house and had to move into a smaller house and how it's soooo much smaller than they're used to...blah blah blah...and she was one of these motor mouth people who won't STFU for a sec where u can get a word in edge wise....nope...not one @#$ word. Anyways, she's still spilling her guts when her damn dog decides to walk into my garage and then try to get into my house...doesn't phase her one bit...still talking. Not till I walked away from her did she realize what the hell was going on. By that time my 3 year was freaking out because some bulldog is trying to get the door open.
Am I crazy getting pissed by this crap?? Or am I just an @sshole??
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On my iPhone I have an app called Appzilla. I downloaded it from the App Store. When you download it, it's actually 90 apps in one. Some are marginally useful - most are not. But there's one that you can program to ring your phone at a given time with a fake call. Maybe you should have a look to see if Appzilla is available for your phone.
And, instead of dollars, you can send cigars.
Marty
Questions
1. Is she of age?
2. Is she hot?
Statement
Maybe I'd like to get in on the action
I understand the feeling about the life story, but the dog thing would have pissed me off. You should have said welcome to Bartow, we have a strict leash law, and loose gun laws. I did that once to a neighbor and they started laughing, I went inside and got my daughters bb pistol. Funny thing, people who don't own guns don't know what a real one looks like!