joke - Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

beatnic · April 2011

Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex • You can GET cigars. • You can safely have cigars while you are driving. • You can make cigars last as long as you want them to. • You can have cigars even in front of your mother. • Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names. • The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars. • You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. • You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped. • You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars. • With cigars there's no need to fake it. • Cigars don't make you pregnant. • You can have cigars at any time of the month. • Good cigars are easy to find. • You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle. • When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake • With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!