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  • dutyjedutyje Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
  • LukoLuko Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,004
  • dutyjedutyje Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
    WP called it... she said Budweiser
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
    dutyje:
    WP called it... she said Budweiser
    Does she know we refer to her as WP yet?
  • urbinourbino Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,517
    Classic. Well done, WP. In my own defense, however, I wish to call the court's attention to the fact that "beer" was my first guess.
  • dutyjedutyje Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
  • dutyjedutyje Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    You guys are very witty tonight,
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
    kaspera79:
    You guys are very witty tonight,
    Or drunk. They can easily be confused.
  • urbinourbino Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,517
    madurofan:
    kaspera79:
    You guys are very witty tonight,
    Or drunk. They can easily be confused.
    But usually only by other drunks.
  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    arficerr surr  ....arficerr surrr
  • FairwindFairwind Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 41

    My wife is from the Philippines. I met her for the first time in Nov - 05 and she knew I smoked a lot of cigars.  Well we were at a resort and I took out a cigar to smoke while we looked out on the water. She snatched the cigar from my hand and said "I'll be the one to do that" - huh?

    She cut it, lit it and took a puff and then handed it back to me. I was in shock, let's see an American woman ever do that.

    Hehe, we got married 6 months later, She still does it every so often and smokes a few also.

    Dan

     

  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    Fairwind:

    My wife is from the Philippines. I met her for the first time in Nov - 05 and she knew I smoked a lot of cigars.  Well we were at a resort and I took out a cigar to smoke while we looked out on the water. She snatched the cigar from my hand and said "I'll be the one to do that" - huh?

    She cut it, lit it and took a puff and then handed it back to me. I was in shock, let's see an American woman ever do that.

    Hehe, we got married 6 months later, She still does it every so often and smokes a few also.

    Dan

     

    Well that's an interesting " How do you do ?" Welcome to the group Fairwind.. May you and Mrs. Fairwind stop by often, it sounds like you both might have some knowledge to share.
  • Henry1Henry1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 20
    I'm not married, but I have been with my girlfreind for the past 8 years. Of those 8 years I have only smoked cigars for the last 6 months, but she never complains infact she said she likes the smell of them. I think she's a keeper.
  • bocardsbocards Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 32
    I agree....the talking frog was a keeper !!!
  • dwayne3307dwayne3307 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 272

    I don't know how i've never seen these forums on the website before now but now that i've found them i'll be reading daily. My wife hates that I bought a humidor without talking to her about it. She claims to hate me smoking cigars but if one of her friends offers me one all of a sudden it's ok. But heaven help me if I smoke one during a round of golf with my friends. I try not to smoke around her and after I do i'll at least brush my teeth and scrub my hands, sometimes i'll even shower. I will definately offer her one next time just to see if she'll enjoy it as much as I do.

  • rwheelwrightrwheelwright Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,294
    Henry1:
    I'm not married, but I have been with my girlfreind for the past 8 years. Of those 8 years I have only smoked cigars for the last 6 months, but she never complains infact she said she likes the smell of them. I think she's a keeper.
    Lucky SOB!
  • madurofanmadurofan Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,152
    Welcome aboard dwayne. Keep up the posting. We have a lot of fun on here.
  • dwayne3307dwayne3307 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 272

    madurofan:
    Welcome aboard dwayne. Keep up the posting. We have a lot of fun on here.

    Thanks! I'm like a kid in a candy store right now, I don't know which post to read first! Pace myself...Pace myself...

  • LukoLuko Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,004
    Yeah, welcome DeeWayne. When it comes to pleasing the wife, I like to rely upon the wisdom of Homer Simpson..."Can't win, don't try."
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    Hey dwayne.. Welcome ! Give it a little time, she will see it's really a harmless way to relax, and won't give you such a hard time. How long have you been married ? AND.. we are all friends here, so blame it on us..
  • dwayne3307dwayne3307 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 272
    We've been married for 6 years. I kinda set myself up for trouble so I really have no one to blame. Buying my humidor was a true impulse purchase(it was my first trip to a true cigar shop and I got a little too excited). The part that I messed up on was never mentioning my interest in cigars and having a humidor. So when I walked in with my new toy I pretty much new what was coming. Her big hangup is comparing cigar smoking to cigarette smoking. She knows i'm not a fan of cigarettes so she feels I shouldn't do one if I don't like the other b/c she to her they're the same. Oh bother, maybe one day she'll give up/in......but i doubt it.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    I've been married a lot longer, so maybe my wife figures there are worse thing I could be doing, she never says a word. Well, sometimes she will comment on the smell, (ie.) hmmm that smells pretty good, or eewww that one stinks. I never smoke in the house, and if we are outside I ask her if the smoke is bothering her. She buys me cigars as presents, and she smokes cigarettes, so that may be how I get by without comment. Hang in there, in a few more years she won't care at all.
  • robert69165robert69165 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

    "Happiness is a long ash."

  • robert69165robert69165 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219

    Women, can't live with them and can't...uh...nevermind.

    "Happiness is a long ash".

  • gmill880gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    My wife actually bought me my first humidor and even though she is allergic to the smoke (eyes puff up,nose turns red and coughs like crazy ) if in direct contact with it she is ok with it. She will never smoke one and occasionaly she will tell me if I have a heavy cigar smell to my cloths....this is about as close to a negative that I get....I in turn respect what the smoke does to her and smoke outside or in the man-cave downstairs if at home. On a side note the last cigar order I received she tore it open and called me and described the contents so she could laugh at and tease me about my excitement .....26 years and yeah I think she's a keeper ....
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