I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor.

drpepperdude

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass! But these smokes will!

Residents of Maryland and eastern parts of L.A. are advised to seek shelter from the wrath of the Balrog sometime between Friday and Saturday and light one up with any Gandalf-like figure of their choosing... even if that's yourself.

Have a good weekend!

jsnake

Nice work. Love your post.

sightunseen

Glorious. Absolutely glorious.

lilwing88

And I thought I was an uber nerd......

dennisking

the Balrog will get you every time.