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The Sniper
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Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.
With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!
Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!
Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!
Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)
With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!
Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!
Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!
Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)
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WOW, very nice. Sounds like he is a master ninja.
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Joe is my new hero..............
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Holy Crap! That is awesome!
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wow nice hit Joe, where did you learn your ninja skills?
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Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!!
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lol...bigharpoon:Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!! -
Nnnnnnnnnnice! LOLbigharpoon:Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!! -
Holy crapola! I know Joe is generous and crazy but DAMN! Nice hit on a great bork!
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OMG I laughed my a$$ off at this...exactly what I was thinking!bigharpoon:Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!! -
Dude Glen, that wasn't me. I wasn't relying on subterfuge when I said an anonymous person contacted me, someone really did contact me just as I laid it out to you and I was merely the middleman. This is too funny, and I kinda thought you wouldn't buy the anonymous bomber line, but I assure you it's the truth. You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.The Sniper:Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.
With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!
Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!
Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!
Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-) -
Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....j0z3r:You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians. -
I don't decide what Sniper likes, and he loves some Obsidians...I'm just trying to help the guy out.ENFIDL:
Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....j0z3r:You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians. -
Such a man of the people!j0z3r:
I don't decide what Sniper likes, and he loves some Obsidians...I'm just trying to help the guy out.ENFIDL:
Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....j0z3r:You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians. -
The "Obsidian Option" was the ONLY thing keeping me from full-scale retaliation - I KNOW you're fully loaded and just WAITING for some *** to screw up and give you an excuse! LOL I am VERY happy to announce that I will NOT be that ***, because I dug a little deeper and...j0z3r:
Dude Glen, that wasn't me. I wasn't relying on subterfuge when I said an anonymous person contacted me, someone really did contact me just as I laid it out to you and I was merely the middleman. This is too funny, and I kinda thought you wouldn't buy the anonymous bomber line, but I assure you it's the truth. You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.The Sniper:Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.
With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!
Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!
Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!
Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)
*** UPDATE ***
I know who the culprit TRULY was. I would like to offer a public reaction and apology to j0z3r for my false accusation. And one other thing...
Culprit? YOUR @SS IS GRASS! :-)
Everyone else here may continue to refer to me as Sniper. After you feel my wrath I DEMAND that YOU refer to me henceforth as "The Lawnmower"! LOL
Stay tuned fellas...
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Would that make a new category of bomber? Like Ninja Bomber?