New first humi!

kuzi16

gmill880:

I retired the Chuck Norris drawers ......its a long story.

some people have superman undies.... superman has chuck norris undies.

Jetmech_63

gmill880

LMAO

rwheelwright

madurofan

gmill880

The boogie man makes his mama look under the bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.....

madurofan

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

gmill880

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt - he sends a list into the woods and the listed critters walk out and lay down at his feet.

madurofan

Christopher Reeves is one of the only people to have survived a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick.

Krieg

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer underwear.

madurofan

Krieg:

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer underwear.

Blasphemy

kuzi16

Krieg:

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer underwear.

Chuck Norris was thought of first to play Jack Bauer in 24.... till the producers realized that the season would then only be able to be 17 minutes long.

gmill880:

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt - he sends a list into the woods and the listed critters walk out and lay down at his feet.

Chuck Norris Doesnt HUNT. the word "hunt" implies failure. Chuck Norris KILLS.

Jetmech_63

When god said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say Please"!!

These Filthy Hands

madurofan

madurofan

gmill880:

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt - he sends a list into the woods and the listed critters walk out and lay down at his feet.

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

kuzi16

chuck norris can speak braille

madurofan

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee, it has nothing to do with ancestry the man ate a f**king Indian.

phobicsquirrel

I always wanted to see chuck take on steven seagal and van damm

j0z3r

phobicsquirrel:

I always wanted to see chuck take on steven seagal and van damm

Well all Seagull can do is flap his hands around and he's too fat to move anymore. And Van Damme is Canadian...nuff siad.

urbino

kuzi16

chuck norris makes onions cry.