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bige1371bige1371 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 196
Bunch of member online right now. You have untill 5:30pm est time to respond to this post. 3 Sticks going out to whoever tells the best joke chosen by me.

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  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,317
    Obama... thats the joke.

  • sol1821sol1821 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 706
    Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
    What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?
  • zeebrazeebra Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,166
    This was more of a prank.....



    Rude Phone Salesman

    Posted at: 2010-12-05 23:25:01 | 69 comments | Add Comment

    Original ad:
    White iPhone 3G network 16 gig for sale - great condition comes with usb/home charger and screen protection case. $350 *******@gmail.com

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 6 9:38 PM):

    Hey,

    Is your iPhone still available?

    Mike

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:24 AM):

    yes.

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:25 AM):

    What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what time it is?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:29 AM):

    uh...its like 3:30. whats the problem?

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:34 AM):

    Yeah, 3:30 in the morning, ***! Both my wife and I have to get up for work at 6 and you just woke us up. My wife suffers from sleep anxiety and probably won't be able to fall back asleep. Couldn't this have waited until the morning?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:37 AM):

    how is that my fault? its not like i called you. i just got home from the bar and saw your email so i responded. its email...who cares what time it is? how could that wake you up?

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:42 AM):

    Oh, so in your drunken stupor you decided it would be a good idea to wake up my entire family at 3:30 in the morning? I have my computer hooked up to a 7.1 surround sound system, and Outlook plays a sound every time I receive an e-mail. It damn near rattled the house when you sent it. You woke up our three month old baby and now he is crying.

    I have a meeting with some big-time clients today, and now I am going to be falling asleep in the meeting. Thanks a lot, douchebag.

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:44 AM):

    hey look ****** its not my fucking fault you leave your computer on loud as *** in the middle of the night. you must be real fuckin dumb. you have a baby and a wife with sleep problems and you think that is a good idea? *** you guy

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:48 AM):

    I don't like your attitude, pal. First you wake up my entire family, and now you curse me out? This is unacceptable. By the way, my wife was so distraught from you waking her up that she accidentally microwaved our baby's milk too long. The baby was scalded with burning hot milk, and now we have to go to the hospital. I hope you are happy with yourself. Is this how you normally sell iPhones on the internet?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:55 AM):

    yes, i always sell phones by waking up idiot families and burning babies with milk...NO

    boy are you fucking retarded! fyi this is the first and last time i will ever try selling something online, now i know why peope dont use this ***- because only RETARDS use it!

  • jj20030jj20030 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    does this .357 make me look fat
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    Did you hear about the new Bin Laden drink....2 Shots and a splash of water
  • bige1371bige1371 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 196
    Alright guys thanks. Zeebra it took me about 5 minutes to read that. You put some effort and made me crack up a little. Pm me you address.
  • sightunseensightunseen Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,130
    Well, I have jokes, its just all of them are either racist, sexist, or involves dead babies.
  • zeebrazeebra Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,166
    bige1371:
    Alright guys thanks. Zeebra it took me about 5 minutes to read that. You put some effort and made me crack up a little. Pm me you address.
    oh dude, i didnt write that joke....lol.
  • bige1371bige1371 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 196
    MTuccelli:
    Did you hear about the new Bin Laden drink....2 Shots and a splash of water
    Damn Tuccelli a little late, Pm me your address too.
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    PM sent and thanks :o)
  • VulchorVulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176
    sightunseen:
    Well, I have jokes, its just all of them are either racist, sexist, or involves dead babies.
    +1.....I also like the ones about water heads
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