BIP!!!!! I am gonna have your A$$

Today the mailman hands me a couple of packages and says "you must of pissed someone off...because the one that came from overseas is ticking". Being the trusting soul that I am I figured someone sent me a repo Rolex cause no one in their right mind would even think of doing anything to me.
So I open the box and inside at first I can see 2 Sol Cubano Artisan. Cool bip came through like he promised, plus I am thinking he went way overboard on the packaging for just 2 cigars. So I lifted the bag out and noticed something wrong. I hit the deck just in time, cause that sucker blew up within seconds.

BIP you are a very generous BOTL....but....you know that you are now a marked man. Here are the explosives he used
So I open the box and inside at first I can see 2 Sol Cubano Artisan. Cool bip came through like he promised, plus I am thinking he went way overboard on the packaging for just 2 cigars. So I lifted the bag out and noticed something wrong. I hit the deck just in time, cause that sucker blew up within seconds.

BIP you are a very generous BOTL....but....you know that you are now a marked man. Here are the explosives he used

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, nice! Now that's a good one....
I will attest to this! NEVER BORROW MONEY FROM HIM! It cost me $45 dollars for lunch the other day!