I'm a pansie

roland_7707

JonathanE

PuroFreak

May I suggest you both purchase a shotgun and a shovel... And maybe a plot of land in the middle of nowhere.

jr_p951

I have a 16 year old daughter and I tell her and any boy that thinks about coming around...I'd just take him out on a boat with a wood chipper. Shoot him, run him thru the wood chipper over the boat, dump wood chipper and gun over board. Then proceed to catch sharks feeding off the chum. Spray out boat on the way in and celebrate my successful shark catch.

fla-gypsy

Hang a shotgun over the mantle and write each suitors name on a shotgun shell in their presence as you meet them. Message sent-Problem solved

beatnic

+1 LOL

dbeckom

I have 3 girls...ages 14, 15, and the oldest will be 17 in 2 weeks! The oldest is kinda quiet, but the other two are very outgoing...they're all three stressfully gorgeous! God, why couldn't I have had ugly kids?

Heavy

fla-gypsy:

Hang a shotgun over the mantle and write each suitors name on a shotgun shell in their presence as you meet them. Message sent-Problem solved

That is EXACTLY the advice I was going to give. Heard it second hand from a preacher. Put their name on a shell when they come to pickup your daughter, set it on the mantle, and say "have a nice date. don't bring her home late."

JCizzle

JonathanE

amz1301

rossdavey2

DSWarmack

Having four daughters, 3 months through 12 years, I have lots of plans and lots of guns. My oldest had a boyfriend for the first time a few months ago (lasted three days). I told him that he was the first boyfriend I'd let her have, not to screw it up. Then I took the silenced Walther PPK and put three shots into a 4 inch target across the yard. I'm not sure if he crapped his pants, but he sure did have a funny gait walking home!

YankeeMan

Just mention that when he brings her home, you're going to dust her for prints...

madurofan

letsgowithbob

My dad was my second favorite boy thrasher. He knew when my sisters new guys were coming over, and he would be working in the garage on his 66 nova (468 with a blower). The guy would come in, dad would start talking to them about the car, and be the friendliest guy ever. The kid would think he had it made. My dad would offer him a beer, and 9/10 the guy would accept. Then the hammer dropped. My dad would say "you want to drink a beer....UNDERAGE...and then drive my daughter around in your car...."?? " I think you need to leave" The expression of confusion on the guys faces as they walked away dunbfounded was always the best..."what just hapenned"...lol It was always a fun time for me to be in the garage.

letsgowithbob

cabinetmaker

Got one coming in January, not sure if It's a boy or girl; but if its a girl - ...well, let's just say I have lots of land.

kuzi16

djbeenie

roland_7707

Lots of good ideas fellas, thanks.

The Sniper

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