OpusX...market price?
y2pascoe
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I was at a cigar lounge in the North End of Boston herfing with lilwing and raschnuts. On the cigar menu they had their OpusX's listed @ "market price", like it was lobster or Alaskan king crab or something. I asked the waitress how much? $76! I was speechless! I wanted to ask if it would add length and girth if I smoked it!
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But, if the waitresses were hot maybe she was trying to "Secure the John" and maybe you were only paying $15 for the cigar but $60 for "Her to Smoke It"
I can just see it now at the B&M
"Excuse me Miss! How much for the Opus X over there???"
"We have them on "Special" where you get the cigar but we BOTH smoke something"
"Hmmmmm... Although you are quite attractive I don't really know you, so I don't feel comfortable buying you a cigar to smoke"
"Well sweetie, you don't have to BUY me one... I'm sure there's a big Churchill you have that I could puff on for awhile?"
"I thought this place forbode you to bring in your own cigars... Hmmm, I'll remember this for next time"
"No sweetie, I have an oral fixation and if you bought that cigar for the "Extra" Price I would be on my hands and knees!"
"You don't need to be on your hands and knees and beg me to buy this cigar... I don't care how much you plead, you are an awkward sales person and even if you had sold me on the cigar I still cannot justify paying that much for the cigar.... I bid you good day Ma'am..."