Thoughts from the Tipsy (or drunk)

Vulchor

roland_7707

This would be a good one for lassie.

beatnic

That would be "Thwwitwer" and keep it under 140 characters.

Hays

Dood vulchor you created a thread orf me and i love you for it... the numnber of times i drunk post on here is ridiculsous and i'm only following your rule here by not correcting any spelling eerros cuz normally i'm not this bad of a typist cuz i go back and correct mistakes when i make them.. but i normally use grammar better.. cuz yeah.. man i saw some hot women tonight..btu was draking too much to talk to em.. ah *** g'nite..

bip

Can someone post a drunk comment for me? I can't join in on the fun right now

Lasabar

Lasabar

xmacro

*** *** yo ***; i got a fucking agent who won't call for *** about a new apt i put an application in for , but th e little *** was riging my *** when I was asking about it; now the ashole won't return my calls for *** and I 'm about to slap some *** up in his botch if the *** doesnt give me a damn call and lemme now if i got the apt for not=r. i fucking hate agents real easte assholes.

lilwing88

Thought I'd put this link in here..... just in case.

xmacro

Shaddup! I don't have a drinking problem ---insert amy winehouse joke about rehab--

y2pascoe

BUMP

y2pascoe

I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance bitching about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.

wwestern

lilwing88:

Thought I'd put this link in here..... just in case.

fucking party foul my friend!

wwestern

y2pascoe:

I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance bitching about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.

Just wait till your married.... bitching goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.

y2pascoe

wwestern:

y2pascoe:

I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance bitching about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.

Just wait till your married.... bitching goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.

You really should have seen this fat lady on the bike.

wwestern

women on motorcycles is odd no matter how fat lol.

granneja

Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.

wwestern

granneja:

Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.

I'm assuming by wrong you mean "gay"

granneja

When I was in the DR I saw three guys on a moped. Also saw a mom dad and three kids on a small motorcycle.

y2pascoe

bump

y2pascoe

The Red Sox are bums and Sara Palin is a cartoon. Rick Perry jogs with a pistol...I want to find a joke here but I cant.

CvilleE

I had a ew right, well my computer crashed...my ife was wantin to go to the store but i talkd her out of it till that sit happened. She wanted some 2 and *** back with a haf gallon of beam and 18 bud ice. Gotter up now but where am I......

CvilleE

funny i reread my thing and it starred out one of my ords...must have een a bad 1...

camgfs

Followin the rules....got to drinkin jus to post here hehehe. ok, done neow . Do I really gotta post this? serioulsly? stupid rules