Cockroach???

bip

I'm sitting here going through some overdo emails and checking out the threads on the forums while eating a bowl of oatmeal when this huge bug that looks like a cockroach on steroids walk across the desk right in front of me. I watch him nonchalantly skitter to the other side; look at my oatmeal, look at him, look at my oatmeal, stir it around a bit to see if I notice any spindly legs bigger than they should be, shrug my shoulders and continue eating making sure I don't look to closely at the oatmeal again.

Lasabar

bip:

I'm sitting here going through some overdo emails and checking out the threads on the forums while eating a bowl of oatmeal when this huge bug that looks like a cockroach on steroids walk across the desk right in front of me. I watch him nonchalantly skitter to the other side; look at my oatmeal, look at him, look at my oatmeal, stir it around a bit to see if I notice any spindly legs bigger than they should be, shrug my shoulders and continue eating making sure I don't look to closely at the oatmeal again.

HOLY *** EWWW!!! OATMEAL!?!?!?

The Kid

bip:

I'm sitting here going through some overdo emails and checking out the threads on the forums while eating a bowl of oatmeal when this huge bug that looks like a cockroach on steroids walk across the desk right in front of me. I watch him nonchalantly skitter to the other side; look at my oatmeal, look at him, look at my oatmeal, stir it around a bit to see if I notice any spindly legs bigger than they should be, shrug my shoulders and continue eating making sure I don't look to closely at the oatmeal again.

Hey Bip how are you? So what else you up to besides chowin down and keepin the creepycrawlys away from your grub. Thats why I prefer pop tarts..lol

mfotis

Thats pretty funny. I've got one in the bathroom and the sucker is huge. I grabbed a fly swat and went to wack him and he took it away from me and beat the crap out of me with it; he got lucky is all I can say. I have to fight him for the shower in the morning and I win most of the time. I'm pretty sure he knows who the boss is.

Lasabar

Ken Light

Lasabar:

Side Note... NEVER step on a Roach... They carry EGGS on their back, and if you squish them, they get on your shoes, so if you squish Roach in your hotel, you could bring them back in your house with your shoes....

Oh damn that's horrible...I mean genius...but horrible.

bip

bip

mfotis:

Thats pretty funny. I've got one in the bathroom and the sucker is huge. I grabbed a fly swat and went to wack him and he took it away from me and beat the crap out of me with it; he got lucky is all I can say. I have to fight him for the shower in the morning and I win most of the time. I'm pretty sure he knows who the boss is.

You have to watch out for those little bastards. They're dirty fighters. Best bet is to sneak up on them and put them in a headlock until their eyeballs bug out and their heads pop off

bip

The Kid:

bip:

I'm sitting here going through some overdo emails and checking out the threads on the forums while eating a bowl of oatmeal when this huge bug that looks like a cockroach on steroids walk across the desk right in front of me. I watch him nonchalantly skitter to the other side; look at my oatmeal, look at him, look at my oatmeal, stir it around a bit to see if I notice any spindly legs bigger than they should be, shrug my shoulders and continue eating making sure I don't look to closely at the oatmeal again.

Hey Bip how are you? So what else you up to besides chowin down and keepin the creepycrawlys away from your grub. Thats why I prefer pop tarts..lol

The last time I had a pop tart I watched it get carried away. Staying busy enjoying the clear blue skies and warm weather.

The Kid

bip:

The Kid:

bip:

I'm sitting here going through some overdo emails and checking out the threads on the forums while eating a bowl of oatmeal when this huge bug that looks like a cockroach on steroids walk across the desk right in front of me. I watch him nonchalantly skitter to the other side; look at my oatmeal, look at him, look at my oatmeal, stir it around a bit to see if I notice any spindly legs bigger than they should be, shrug my shoulders and continue eating making sure I don't look to closely at the oatmeal again.

Hey Bip how are you? So what else you up to besides chowin down and keepin the creepycrawlys away from your grub. Thats why I prefer pop tarts..lol

The last time I had a pop tart I watched it get carried away. Staying busy enjoying the clear blue skies and warm weather.

Working on your tan huh? I can somewhat imagine, when I was stationed at Keesler (many moons ago) I remember waking up one morning and seeing a big ass roach sitting on my chest just looking at me. Yea I named him, made him a little collar, and we were buds we go walking everywhere..NOT We used to buy those roach motels but they filled up so fast that a roach could just walk through one (of course it was walking ontop of all his/her kin) Oh it was bad, but like anything else we adapt endure and get through it..AS YOU KNOW. Take care, be smart and stay safe.

ShotgunJohn

This could be worse you could have a bedbug infestation; I guess that is one plus for the extreme heat.

The Kid

ShotgunJohn:

This could be worse you could have a bedbug infestation; I guess that is one plus for the extreme heat.

+10

jlmarta

Hayblet

jlmarta

bip

The roaches have a saying.....Go big or go home

jj20030

lived in an apt. years ago and looked like a international airport with 747 cockaroches flying around,lol ,, you know its bad when your cooking and the cockaroaches are eating before you are,,, lmao

JonathanE

xmacro

jj20030

i like my perdomo thundra but have yet to use it yet, although where i live now i havent seen a roach in months but i have used it on some asp around here, anyone familar with asp? got stung 25 years ago and never forget it so when i see one they get burned to a crisp !,lol

bip

What's an asp besides a snake?

jj20030

bip:

What's an asp besides a snake?

maybe just in certain areas? but the hang on trees plants, garbage cans etc,,

jj20030

bip:

What's an asp besides a snake?

maybe just in certain areas? but they hang on trees,plants, garbage cans etc,, i just toasted one a couple weeks ago, you really wouldnt know what is is unless you seen them before, i find about a dozen a year around my house.

jj20030

http://neuro.bcm.edu/eagleman/asp/

The Kid

jj20030:

http://neuro.bcm.edu/eagleman/asp/

Where is its head? hadnt ever seen one of those before, wierd

jlmarta

Marker

The Kid:

jj20030:

http://neuro.bcm.edu/eagleman/asp/

Where is its head? hadnt ever seen one of those before, wierd

The head is somewhere hidden in the puss moth...

bip

Marker:

The Kid:

jj20030:

http://neuro.bcm.edu/eagleman/asp/

Where is its head? hadnt ever seen one of those before, wierd

The head is somewhere hidden in the puss moth...

I wonder what Freud would have to say about that one.

Marker

bip:

Marker:

The Kid:

jj20030:

http://neuro.bcm.edu/eagleman/asp/

Where is its head? hadnt ever seen one of those before, wierd

The head is somewhere hidden in the puss moth...

I wonder what Freud would have to say about that one.

He would say it was a formulation of my subconscious with strong references to make and female genetalia. I would object. That was completely conscious.