MTuccelli:My daughter and grand daughter are flying in tomorrow and are staying for a month long visit. So I thought I would share my happiness and have a contest for some of my sticks. This will run through the weekend and end Sunday night. Instead of having you all pick numbers or toss your name in a hat I came up with what I thought was a much better idea.So here are the particulars of the contest:Open to all Brothers and Sisters here with a 100 post min and on the good traders list. You must be willing to accept any cigar sent to you (explaination further down) and have the ability to be a good A$$ Kisser....that's right....you need to post why you think my dog rockets are the best and why you deserve to have them.I could pick the winner but I think it is best if the winner is picked by his or her peers. So a PM to me with a vote of who should get my sticks will determine the winner. As to how the sticks will be picked I am leaving that up to my daughter and grand daughter. All they will be told is to pick the cigars the winner should get and how many they get will be up to them. You can end up with any combination of sticks, multiples, mild, medium or full, it is all up to what my girls decide. Voting will close on Wed. 9-28-2011So pucker up and lets have some fun!
Rhamlin:Lol neat idea. Here goes. I hear your dog rockets are better than Ice cream in July. And I'm no longer allowed ice cream. Because I'm getting to fat.
j0z3r:Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you.
wwestern: j0z3r:Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you. How do you pucker with your tongue out like that?
MTuccelli:Man you guys are very creative, there is still time for some more A$$ Kissers to get in on this contest.
Marker:Dog Rockets A morning sunrise red a glow Days first light to show Brings hope to me and my mailbox A delivery today my mailbox will blow Sweet decadent smells of corn and feeces Delight my nose more than Reeses A mailman killed for being the messenger Dog Rockets have blown him to pieces Mike Tuccelli strong as an ox Able to load many into one box Warheads of mass destruction A package that truly rocks If you are so lucky as to see this package come Then hope on all hope that there is only one Another package wonderful but carries a price The man who sent it carries a gun More Dog Rockets may soon hit your door The foundation of your home will be shook to its core A hole in the earth carved from awesomeness The crater left over from forces of lore If you have the chance, the gall, the nerve Send Mike a PM but be ready to duck and swerve You have sealed your fate and that of those around you When your sh!t has been blown up, you got what you deserved.
BigT06:Mike, I want your cigars. I'll send you a picture of my wife's t!ts. contest over.
Marker:I think you meant 'vote' Mike. And I am going to expect a copy of that picture.
greg2648: BigT06:Mike, I want your cigars. I'll send you a picture of my wife's t!ts. contest over. Todd, I am up for another trade, if you wish. lol.
