Pucker Up Contest **We have a winner and then some**

MTuccelli

Redtailhawkoz

Rhamlin

Lol neat idea. Here goes. I hear your dog rockets are better than Ice cream in July. And I'm no longer allowed ice cream. Because I'm getting to fat.

MTuccelli

Rhamlin:

Lol neat idea. Here goes. I hear your dog rockets are better than Ice cream in July. And I'm no longer allowed ice cream. Because I'm getting to fat.

Well I am glad to see someone getting into the spirit of this contest.

j0z3r

Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you.

bandyt09

j0z3r:

Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you.

*Puts on boots and reads through that again*

ENFIDL

I love it Mike! Hope you guys have a great time together!

millennium115

hey mike, thats awesome that they are coming for a month.....there is nothing like family to bring a smile to your face..... coming from the east coast( new york), i tell people that the pizza and bagels are the best because of the water..!! and im telling you the water makes the diference......your dog rockets prob taste amazing sitting in a different time zone, breathing that west coast humidity, ......what better than having the best from both coasts.....ur rockets and my pizza and bagels to put a smile on this greek brotha from brooklyn, who now lives in the middle(chicago) of this amazing country. we take a little east coast + west coast = happy buddha ( one of my nicknames) ....loolllol have fun with fam mike....make memories brotha.... ur friend from chitown.......stav millennium

skweekz

bigharpoon

90+ Irishman

This is some of the best a$$ kissing I have read in a very long while, made my day to be sure! hopefully something like this comes back around again because I would love to try my hand at it sometime haha! --Jarman

wwestern

j0z3r:

Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you.

How do you pucker with your tongue out like that?

j0z3r

wwestern:

j0z3r:

Well golly gee Mike, I think we all know that your dog rockets are the best by sheer virtue of basking in your glorious presence. I have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing one of your glorious dog rockets, but I have heard, and do not doubt, that they ruin all other cigars with their magnificence. And they are undoubtedly some of the finest looking cigars in the world, how could they not be in the possession of one as handsome as yourself? Of course that's rhetorical, because there is no way they could not be. And the fragrance, of course they have the best smell of all cigars as you are one of the best smelling men on the planet, naturally the cigars would follow suit, that's just common sense. I feel as though if I were to win this contest, and that's unlikely as I'm merely stating the truth, I should be the one sending you cigars...my only hesitation is that they wouldn't measure up to one as magnificent as yourself. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, my life would be a hollow shell if not for you.

How do you pucker with your tongue out like that?

I have my ways, never you mind.

MTuccelli

Man you guys are very creative, there is still time for some more A$$ Kissers to get in on this contest.

dbeckom

Marker

90+ Irishman

MTuccelli

Thank you to all those that took part in this goofy contest. You have until midnight wed. to get your vote in for the best A$$ Kisser. So please send me a PM with your vote, winner will be announced Thur.

Shaun.Harrison87

JZ

MTuccelli

One more day to get your vote in

BigT06

lcpleel

90+ Irishman

JudoChinX

JudoChinX

MTuccelli

All votes have been tallied and we have a winner. I will post the USPS DC number instead of a name once I get the package sent off. A big thanks to all the ASS Kissers that played.

Marker

I think you meant 'vote' Mike. And I am going to expect a copy of that picture.

greg2648

MTuccelli

Marker:

I think you meant 'vote' Mike. And I am going to expect a copy of that picture.

There were votes brother and what picture?

howtobass