Pucker Up Contest **We have a winner and then some**
MTuccelli
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My daughter and grand daughter are flying in tomorrow and are staying for a month long visit. So I thought I would share my happiness and have a contest for some of my sticks. This will run through the weekend and end Sunday night. Instead of having you all pick numbers or toss your name in a hat I came up with what I thought was a much better idea.
So here are the particulars of the contest:
Open to all Brothers and Sisters here with a 100 post min and on the good traders list. You must be willing to accept any cigar sent to you (explaination further down) and have the ability to be a good A$$ Kisser....that's right....you need to post why you think my dog rockets are the best and why you deserve to have them.
I could pick the winner but I think it is best if the winner is picked by his or her peers. So a PM to me with a vote of who should get my sticks will determine the winner. As to how the sticks will be picked I am leaving that up to my daughter and grand daughter. All they will be told is to pick the cigars the winner should get and how many they get will be up to them. You can end up with any combination of sticks, multiples, mild, medium or full, it is all up to what my girls decide. Voting will close on Wed. 9-28-2011
So pucker up and lets have some fun!
So here are the particulars of the contest:
Open to all Brothers and Sisters here with a 100 post min and on the good traders list. You must be willing to accept any cigar sent to you (explaination further down) and have the ability to be a good A$$ Kisser....that's right....you need to post why you think my dog rockets are the best and why you deserve to have them.
I could pick the winner but I think it is best if the winner is picked by his or her peers. So a PM to me with a vote of who should get my sticks will determine the winner. As to how the sticks will be picked I am leaving that up to my daughter and grand daughter. All they will be told is to pick the cigars the winner should get and how many they get will be up to them. You can end up with any combination of sticks, multiples, mild, medium or full, it is all up to what my girls decide. Voting will close on Wed. 9-28-2011
So pucker up and lets have some fun!
Comments
Cool Contest ! Thanks for the Game and Have fun with those girls!
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Fine sir, never has a man with more grace or influence walked this world since God created the Earth 5,000 years ago. Truly it is an honor just to be in the presence of your avatar. And no better an extension of a man's reach can be expected than that of the heralded dog-rocket.
The power of the dog-rocket strikes a chord at the most primal level, the wrenching of the gut, the resonance of which sweeps the land and leaves none unaffected. We cower in it's wake. If the blue-eyed carpenter himself were to come down and smoke an Opus X he would soon proclaim "that's a nice cigar, but it ain't no dog-rocket!"
The recipient of such a cigar cannot be foretold any more than a hair of The Beard can be broken. Rather, the cigar chooses its beneficiary and it's wisdom is mysterious and unfathomable. Volunteering for such a gift is sheer folly, the consequence of which would pale in comparison to the punishment of Prometheus after stealing fire from Zeus.
The wielder of the dog-rocket is a special man indeed as there can be only one. The search for this blessed instrument of destiny exceeds that of finding the Dalai Lama. He is a perfect synergy of developed palate and handsome good looks. Yes, this special man enjoys a life better than that of a martyr living in heaven with 72 virgins at his beck and call.
I dare not enter your contest for fear of disturbing The Fates. I shall remain ever-humble and enjoy groveling for my existence and basking in the glory of your internet posts.
Your humble servant, Bigharpoon.
You know I love a good contest, and your dog rockets are the best, but I can't compete with these guys!
A morning sunrise red a glow
Days first light to show
Brings hope to me and my mailbox
A delivery today my mailbox will blow
Sweet decadent smells of corn and feeces
Delight my nose more than Reeses
A mailman killed for being the messenger
Dog Rockets have blown him to pieces
Mike Tuccelli strong as an ox
Able to load many into one box
Warheads of mass destruction
A package that truly rocks
If you are so lucky as to see this package come
Then hope on all hope that there is only one
Another package wonderful but carries a price
The man who sent it carries a gun
More Dog Rockets may soon hit your door
The foundation of your home will be shook to its core
A hole in the earth carved from awesomeness
The crater left over from forces of lore
If you have the chance, the gall, the nerve
Send Mike a PM but be ready to duck and swerve
You have sealed your fate and that of those around you
When your sh!t has been blown up, you got what you deserved.
This azz kisser should not only have to receive this award, but smoke them all like back2back2back2...
Oops! Missed the deadline!! But enjoy anyways!
contest over.
Look. I'm ready to make a commitment here. Your dog rockets are sure to make me a better person, and I can't think of better smokes to spend the rest of my life with. I want to settle down and get old with them. I want to wake to the heart warming sight of them resting cozy in my coolidor. More than anything, I can't wait to take their sweet sweet bands off, slowly, of course, and gently experience them physically as I whisper them sweet nothings (I prefer to call them sweet everythings).
So please, Mike. Let me take your cigars' hand. I'll take good care of them, I promise! My love for them will grow every day, and I pledge to never take them for granted. They'll be my everything, my world, and my dreams.