How to smoke inside W/O getting Caught

Qumodo

How do i get to smoke in my office without the smoke smell permeating my house? my wife would kill me if i made the house smell like smoke. i mean i don't want my office to smell like smoke after i'm done smoking either. all i want is to be able to smoke my cigars inside where its warm. i hate being banished to the garage with my small radiating heater in order to enjoy a smoke. all help is greatly appreciated.

kaspera79

Qumodo:

How do i get to smoke in my office without the smoke smell permeating my house? my wife would kill me if i made the house smell like smoke. i mean i don't want my office to smell like smoke after i'm done smoking either. all i want is to be able to smoke my cigars inside where its warm. i hate being banished to the garage with my small radiating heater in order to enjoy a smoke. all help is greatly appreciated.

Hey Qumodo. First of all .. Welcome.. Next of all, it will never happen.. I have smoked outside, then come in and the smell hangs on. She will know. It clings to carpet, fabric, drapes, your hair, the air, clothes, and non-smokers can really pick up on it. I have tried everything and nothing is 100% It is only camouflage. If anyone knows of a better solution please share.

brc81

phobicsquirrel

get a good smoke purifier. you can look around..

dutyje

Get an air purifier and an excellent ventillation system. Convert the flooring to tile or hardwoods. Change your window treatments to just wood blinds. Keep only hardwood furnishings in the room and remove any lamp shades. Shave your head and all your body hair. Strip down naked. Towel under the door was a great suggestion. Smoke right by the window with the fan blowing out and exhale through the fan. Easy

phobicsquirrel

dutyje:

Get an air purifier and an excellent ventillation system. Convert the flooring to tile or hardwoods. Change your window treatments to just wood blinds. Keep only hardwood furnishings in the room and remove any lamp shades. Shave your head and all your body hair. Strip down naked. Towel under the door was a great suggestion. Smoke right by the window with the fan blowing out and exhale through the fan. Easy

the first part was a good idea but then you got way overboard, i don't think all that extra stuff would make things too enjoyable, but maybe it's just me...

kaspera79

dutyje:

Get an air purifier and an excellent ventillation system. Convert the flooring to tile or hardwoods. Change your window treatments to just wood blinds. Keep only hardwood furnishings in the room and remove any lamp shades. Shave your head and all your body hair. Strip down naked. Towel under the door was a great suggestion. Smoke right by the window with the fan blowing out and exhale through the fan. Easy

hey duty, if you want a reason to get naked you don't have to blame it on lingering smoke aroma. You forgot to mention wrap yourself in plastic wrap, wear a swim cap and rubber gloves

dutyje

kaspera79:

dutyje:

Get an air purifier and an excellent ventillation system. Convert the flooring to tile or hardwoods. Change your window treatments to just wood blinds. Keep only hardwood furnishings in the room and remove any lamp shades. Shave your head and all your body hair. Strip down naked. Towel under the door was a great suggestion. Smoke right by the window with the fan blowing out and exhale through the fan. Easy

hey duty, if you want a reason to get naked you don't have to blame it on lingering smoke aroma. You forgot to mention wrap yourself in plastic wrap, wear a swim cap and rubber gloves

yeah.. the wetsuit method is good, too... But there's just something about smoking au naturale. By the negative response from feebs, I'm guessing he's never given this a try. Why do you think I've been so excited about the warm weather? I'm about to go out for a smoke now, and it's still a little drafty in here. Wonder what the neighbors will say. I may have misinterpreted their complaints about my smoking.

kaspera79

...it's not what your smoking, but how your smoking it. I will have to try your method sometime. not the wetsuit.

rusirius

dutyje

kaspera79:

...it's not what your smoking, but how your smoking it. I will have to try your method sometime. not the wetsuit.

a few words of caution when you do -- ash early, ash often.

dutyje

rusirius:

I smoke in my GARAGE... Where there's a motorcycle... Paint cans... lawn mowers... lawn vacuums... 5 gallon jugs of kerosene, gas, and heli (RC model) fuel... sawdust... dirt...

Darwin Award

phobicsquirrel

kuzi16

gmill880

How to smoke inside without getting caught!?!?!? How old are you !!! Seriously women will never understand...its a man thing mostly although there are some gals ...

Krieg

gmill880:

How to smoke inside without getting caught!?!?!? How old are you !!! Seriously women will never understand...its a man thing mostly although there are some gals ...

that's exactly right, I think part of it it too it's mental. My wife will say I stink like smoke even before I have lit my cigar! LOL, she's crazy...but I still love her

rusirius

dutyje:

rusirius:

I smoke in my GARAGE... Where there's a motorcycle... Paint cans... lawn mowers... lawn vacuums... 5 gallon jugs of kerosene, gas, and heli (RC model) fuel... sawdust... dirt...

Darwin Award

I didn't know if anyone would catch on to the subtlety there or not... I was gonna leave it with the fuel, but then figured I'd throw in the sawdust just for fun... Too much I know, but it would make a hell of a story wouldn't it?

Dude Love

You could always use the classic "Dryer Sheet-Tube". Take a toilet paper roll (minus paper, of course) and a scented dryer sheet and fold the sheet a couple times to thicken it up, then tape or rubber band it into the end. Got me through plenty of "other" smokeable substances.

bbc020

dutyje

rusirius:

dutyje:

rusirius:

I smoke in my GARAGE... Where there's a motorcycle... Paint cans... lawn mowers... lawn vacuums... 5 gallon jugs of kerosene, gas, and heli (RC model) fuel... sawdust... dirt...

Darwin Award

I didn't know if anyone would catch on to the subtlety there or not... I was gonna leave it with the fuel, but then figured I'd throw in the sawdust just for fun... Too much I know, but it would make a hell of a story wouldn't it?

Yeah, the sawdust was my favorite.. when I saw that I knew I had to say something

rwheelwright

blazer

I have had good success with one of those ozone units. My office is about 4 miles from home. I smoke the stogie then ride home on my bike. Not too much in the way of lingering fragrance by the time I get home.

sspl01

kuzi16

Qumodo

thanks for all your suggestions but i think i've given up. my wife is now complaining that she cal smell it through the garage door...lol and to answer a few of your questions i'm 22, and to the person who said not to smoke in my office, my office is in my house its where i run my side photography business from. im active duty air force, i dont think they'd let me smoke in that office. oh and im not shaving anything other then my face

rwheelwright

Qumodo:

oh and im not shaving anything other then my face

You don't know what you are missing....... :-)

kaspera79

rwheelwright:

Qumodo:

oh and im not shaving anything other then my face

You don't know what you are missing....... :-)

My thoughts exactly wheelie !

rhoffart

Qumodo:

How do i get to smoke in my office without the smoke smell permeating my house? my wife would kill me if i made the house smell like smoke. i mean i don't want my office to smell like smoke after i'm done smoking either. all i want is to be able to smoke my cigars inside where its warm. i hate being banished to the garage with my small radiating heater in order to enjoy a smoke. all help is greatly appreciated.

wow, there are so many ways to answer this ... but I'll be nice.

rusirius

blazer

Jetmech_63