Quick Cash Ideas

ENFIDL

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

xmacro

Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

greg2648

xmacro:

Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.

ENFIDL

greg2648:

xmacro:

Whore yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.

lmao! Too funny

firetruckguy

34 gallons of plazma..... shouldnt be a problem in 6 days

ENFIDL

I easily have that lol

Rhamlin

Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.

ENFIDL

Rhamlin:

Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.

But who wants to buy an upside down house? lolz I really wish I could. I love doing that kind of work

The Sniper

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

bandyt09

The Sniper:

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........

beatnic

pawn your cigars?

xmacro

beatnic:

pawn your cigars?

Heresy!! *slams fist on table*

jgibv

Sounds like a sweet trip, best of luck raising the $$. Been trying to figure out how to make some quick $$ too, but so far haven't had any luck.
Other than a lotto ticket, a lucky hand in Vegas, or robbing a bank...I'm out of original ideas.

But these guys might be onto something....lol

gmill880

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!

JDH

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

Invest $34,000.00 in a single stock on a day (like today) when the market just went down considerably. It will only have to see an increase of 10% to make your profit, however, since you cannot hold your investment for 12 months and 1 day, you will have to pay 30% taxes on the profit, so shoot for a 15% increase, and you're covered. Betting the ponies is another option, but betting the stock market is better odds.

Ken Light

Poker? I think I could do that at 5/10 NL in 6 days...probably need a 10k bankroll to be comfortable though...

kuzi16

beatnic:

pawn your cigars?

THIS right here is why we need a moderator.
this is grounds for dismissal from this fine institution.

Ken Light

In beatnic's defense, he DID say PAWN. That just gives him more time to get the money and then get the cigars back.

beatnic

I knew that would get a rise. LMAO!!!!

danielzreyes

I have a Montecristo Afrique "Kilimanjaro" (tube) if that helps compensate hehe.

Toombes

You could always use my ideas for a retirement plan. I'm going to produce and market Hungarian, geriatric, paraplegic, ***, midget clown porn under the screen name Baron Monsterod Von Hugenshaft.

e6specialk

Auction off your shorts....

ENFIDL

You guys are the best! I had a lot of really good laughs in this thread. I was thinking a short shorts auction might have to happen. I could use that with the underpants gnomes scheme and make a killing!

ENFIDL

bandyt09:

The Sniper:

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........

I'm about peed I was laughing so hard from you two

ENFIDL

gmill880:

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!

Thanks Gene! She def is or there's some ridiculous pair of shoes she's wanting lol

spindrift

Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........

jj20030

spindrift:

Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........

those guys must do pretty good as these we have here just sit around all day at the beach sucking down 24 oz's of icehouse