Got Treated Like a Jail House B_tch in the Yard

bandyt09

Got home yesterday from yet another "clean up" day at work to find my newly replaced front door gone. The porch slab was again, just rubble and my wife was PISSED. I, of course, play innocent and inquire as to what happened here only to get the cold stare of a hispanic wife (for those that have one, you know what I mean). As I make it in the front door I damn near trip of the Weapon of Mass Destruction. What the hell did I do to deserve this, I wonder? I am just a mild mannered guy, reading about cigars on this fabulous forum from Cigar.com and basically mind my own business, I didn't know people even knew who I was, let alone have my addy. Well, some joker, named bigfnsteve decided to take on some 125 lb weakling in the rec yard and brought this to the "meeting":



Yep people, the guy brings a shank in the form of a GoF 2007 Carlito Robusto Tubo and has the audacity to bring friends to boot, Mr. Fuente, Mr. DPG and the Closer Mr. MOW. This has done messed me up, gonna take me awhile to get my bearings back but believe me rookie, I know one veteran that can get the job done.

Lesson is, don't mess with bigfnsteve, unless you are confident you can knock his azz out with one shot.

Thanks brother, you made my day

jj20030

bandyt09:

Got home yesterday from yet another "clean up" day at work to find my newly replaced front door gone. The porch slab was again, just rubble and my wife was PISSED. I, of course, play innocent and inquire as to what happened here only to get the cold stare of a hispanic wife (for those that have one, you know what I mean). As I make it in the front door I damn near trip of the Weapon of Mass Destruction. What the hell did I do to deserve this, I wonder? I am just a mild mannered guy, reading about cigars on this fabulous forum from Cigar.com and basically mind my own business, I didn't know people even knew who I was, let alone have my addy. Well, some joker, named bigfnsteve decided to take on some 125 lb weakling in the rec yard and brought this to the "meeting":



Yep people, the guy brings a shank in the form of a GoF 2007 Carlito Robusto Tubo and has the audacity to bring friends to boot, Mr. Fuente, Mr. DPG and the Closer Mr. MOW. This has done messed me up, gonna take me awhile to get my bearings back but believe me rookie, I know one veteran that can get the job done.

Lesson is, don't mess with bigfnsteve, unless you are confident you can knock his azz out with one shot.

Thanks brother, you made my day

thats what i call a great asswhoopin! wait, you got SHANKED!

SleevePlz

That hurts just looking at it!

Direwolf

Did the dog get to keep all his legs this time?

rburke1129

Direwolf:

Did the dog get to keep all his legs this time?

lol...u had to bring that up dire...Todd's attorney sent me that vet bill!

BigT06

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

laker1963

OUCH !! Nice hit.

bandyt09

BigT06:

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

Hey Todd, don't make me bring the 15 count Herf-A-Dor along with the 20 count to the gang war.............

BigT06

bandyt09:

BigT06:

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

Hey Todd, don't make me bring the 15 count Herf-A-Dor along with the 20 count to the gang war.............

Don't sing it... bring it.

bandyt09

BigT06:

bandyt09:

BigT06:

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

Hey Todd, don't make me bring the 15 count Herf-A-Dor along with the 20 count to the gang war.............

Don't sing it... bring it.

Like old school Donkey Kong, it's on................

dennisking

Bigfnsteve has good taste in sticks.

bandyt09

dennisking:

Bigfnsteve has good taste in sticks.

Yeah, but bad choice in targets, lol.

RampMonkey

Nicely done! Looks like Steve has some skills. But I would start thinking about a change of address asap. Fear the 20 count humi!! Hope your recovery is a speedy one Todd

dennisking

bandyt09:

dennisking:

Bigfnsteve has good taste in sticks.

Yeah, but bad choice in targets, lol.

I'm pretty impressed with his stick choice but yeah, I expect 3 times that many in retaliation. Bringing knives ,or shanks as it were, to a missile fight.

Toombes

BigT06:

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

Awwwww, He11!!! The Beast o' the East has found a target! Nice hit, Steve.

jr_p951

Dang...thats a nice selection Steve!! I'll say a prayer for you!

catfishbluezz

BigT06:

Hey, Todd, about the title of this thread...

get used to it...

EAST COAST

Your porch may be my b$tch come next week... WESSSIIIIIYYYYDE!!!

catfishbluezz

jr_p951:

Dang...thats a nice selection Steve!! I'll say a prayer for you!

Better yet...say a prayer for Seattle

danielzreyes

Nice one Steve. Now I don't think fellow BOTL realize that Todd (bandyt09) has literally been laying low. Grathering, collecting, accumulating, clustering, congregating, assembling, to have the ability and create the GodfatherOAB. You guys bombing him is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline. You are literally feeding the beast.... Literally.

catfishbluezz

I heard first hand from someone who witnessed the awe of the 20ct... Fear is a good word

bigfnsteve

Alright bandyt09.. truce until we nuke these guys on the right side of the map. Enjoy the "consolation prizes"!

jgibv

Dang Todd....what did you do to piss off bigfnsteve?

Because that's a whole lot of firepower aimed at you, especially from a "newbie" (no offense big Steve). But by the look of those sticks, something tells me Steve's not a newbie and I'm thinking he's playing us all for suckers.

bigfnsteve

Todd actually helped me:-) wait til the guy who actually pissed me off gets his whole block destroyed ! And no offense taken. I did alot of reading on the forums before deciding to jump in. So you guys unknowingly created a monster