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The happy dancing frog experiment thread. :-)
RBeckom
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In your mind picture a happy little dancing frog.
Now see it in front of you and your day will be a happy one.
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Now see it in front of you and your day will be a happy one.
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Are you feeling alright, Mr. B?
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I just can't imagine anyone actually doing that. I thought maybe a couch session was in your future, LOL. :-)
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A teenage boy dutifully stops by to visit his grandmother one day after school. Grandma can tell somethings got the boy down in the dumps, so she asks him why he's so glum.
After many "I dont wanna talk about it grandma"s on the young mans part and much persistence on the part of the grandmother, the lad finally comes out with it...
"Well grandma, its just that Im 18 years old now, and I still dont know what it feels like to have... sex."
The grandmother considers this for a few minutes, then tells her grandson "Well honey, Im old and dried up, but I do have this glass eyeball. I could take that out, and you could learn that way. Then when you meet the right girl, you will know what you're doing and it will be a great time for both of you."
The young man is horrified!!! But after much persistence again from the grandmother, he complies.
When all is said and done, grandma walks the boy to the door. As he's leaving, grandma asks him "Feel better about everything now honey?" "I sure do grandma! Thanks!" says the lad as he walks thru the door.
Grandma calls after him as he goes down the sidewalk...
"Come back and visit again soon honey - I'll keep an eye out for ya!" ;-)
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
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