Thanks for playing everyone! We have a "weener!"

taythegibs

OchoZacho

Juan

sideliner

Vision

How about Why am I holding lettuce on my head or Trey Von ASHenberg

robertgreen30

smoke em if you got em:

Congrats....and the winner is...Toad Bridges..aka Willis!!

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS!

IrishAJ

How about Pimp? He makes all the girls crazy with what a woman puts between his legs, YeeHa!

Roberto99

Congrats on 500! I say his name is Ballsack McGregor

mmccartneydc

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! These are all great guys, she read them and laughed her butt off! Gonna bump this for any late entries and she'll make a decision by Friday!

Ken Light

congrats on 500! Looks like a Sam to me. Or you could injure him slightly and call him Chip...

laker1963

Congratulations on your 500 milestone. His name shall be Rebutt. ( you gotta say it quickly over and over)

Marker

robertgreen30:

How about the classic FROGGER, He crossed the highway and jumped acrossed the logs just to get away from Mrs Frogger and smoke his cigar.

Highway Crossing Frog was the original name for Frogger. It was changed due to the lameness of saying 'Highway Crossing Frog'

mmccartneydc

Bumpage!!!

mmccartneydc

Bump again for last minute entries!!!

Direwolf

It should be called Stupid noob(like the month)

mmccartneydc

Direwolf:

It should be called Stupid noob(like the month)

LOL!

letsgowithbob

how about "trivet" kinda sounds like a frog saying ribbit, plus it actually works like a trivet....

letsgowithbob

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trivet

duckshooter

Im just a stupid noob looking at pictures and exploring the site but how about AshHat?

Direwolf

duckshooter:

Im just a stupid noob looking at pictures and exploring the site but how about AshHat?

Nope there is only one stupid noob and his name is Jiunn(Like Mrs Cleaver)

Toombes

deejmemixx

bumpity

T.J. Armstrong

I like Juinn the ATF and Ash Hat, but you guys are cracking me up with all the different ones! Good work.

jliu

Direwolf:

duckshooter:

Im just a stupid noob looking at pictures and exploring the site but how about AshHat?

Nope there is only one stupid noob and his name is Jiunn(Like Mrs Cleaver)

what.ever pon pon

mmccartneydc

OK folks, last chance if you haven't gotten a suggestion in yet!!!

Vision

It should just be "THE". You can tell your friends about THE ashtray. Or say "wait till you see THE ashtray". Or just call him Slutty McDouchentool

jsnake

Call him the Frog Prince and tell your buddies they have to kiss him before they can have a cigar from your stash. Maybe you could take a picture of those who do and have a wall of shame.

SleevePlz

duckshooter:

Im just a stupid noob looking at pictures and exploring the site but how about AshHat?

+1...If I had a vote, this would easily win.

mmccartneydc

My wife and i have been sitting outside having a cigar while I read her all if the entries. She liked quite a few and laughed her butt off! She had no clue as to who guessed what. Well we have a "weener!" I must be royalty bc I will now have a Baron holding my smokes for me!!! My personal fav was Ash Hat, only bc I love calling people A$$ hat, but my wife likes things on the large side!!! So Baron Monsterod Von Hugenshaft it is!!! Congrats Dan and your package will go out Monday!

Toombes

SleevePlz

Great contest doc! Congrats Toombes!