Police response times.

0patience

Report of a burglary.............20 minutes.
Report of an accident...........20 minutes.
Domestic violence call...........15 minutes.
Report of sasquatch..............3 minutes. WTF??

Seriously?

y2pascoe

0patience:

Report of a burglary.............20 minutes.
Report of an accident...........20 minutes.
Domestic violence call...........15 minutes.
Report of sasquatch..............3 minutes. WTF??

Seriously?

You don't consider the discovery and capture of the Missing Link a hight priority? Hmph...

jgibv

0patience:

Report of a burglary.............20 minutes.
Report of an accident...........20 minutes.
Domestic violence call...........15 minutes.
Report of sasquatch..............3 minutes. WTF??

Seriously?

Report of fresh donuts................30 seconds

EDIT - I thought we were joking here, maybe not....did i miss something from the original post?

letsgowithbob

If it was Nebraska, this would surprise me, but in Oregon, you would almost have to believe that call over the radio....I have seen some loggers that would fit the description

0patience

There was a report of a sasquatch at the edge of a field in Warrenton. It took the police 3 minutes to respond to the call. Yet, the average response time for most anything else was normally 15-20 minutes.
The "sasquatch" ended up being a bear. LOL!

Mind you, this is a town of 4,000 people. So it isn't like the police have to fight traffic to get anywhere.

Why the police were called and what they actually thought they were going to do, I have no idea.

Vulchor

Protect and Serve, Best and Brightest, (insert other sarcasm here)

0patience

letsgowithbob:

If it was Nebraska, this would surprise me, but in Oregon, you would almost have to believe that call over the radio....I have seen some loggers that would fit the description

I worked for a logging company for 10 years. All of the logging companies from season 1 on that logging show Ax Men are from the area I live in. Some of the chasers/choker setters are big as oxen and probably just as smart.

jgibv

0patience:

There was a report of a sasquatch at the edge of a field in Warrenton. It took the police 3 minutes to respond to the call. Yet, the average response time for most anything else was normally 15-20 minutes.
The "sasquatch" ended up being a bear. LOL!

Mind you, this is a town of 4,000 people. So it isn't like the police have to fight traffic to get anywhere.

Why the police were called and what they actually thought they were going to do, I have no idea.

hahaha, wowww.....
That sounds like something from the movie Super Troopers. It's almost hard to believe you're not joking about this, that's ridiculous

The requirements to become a police officer must be getting pretty lax these days, huh?

Vulchor

Requirements??? Muscle bound, ego issues, anger management, god complex.

0patience

Vulchor:

Requirements??? Muscle bound, ego issues, anger management, god complex.

Naw, Warrenton dropped the muscle bound requirement. Now they have a 5' 3" height and under 350lb requirement. But still retain the ego, anger issue and god complex requirements.

YankeeMan

You guys are all wet! After spending 30 years in law enforcement, if you want fast response time, just put out a "Naked Women fighting call." Then you will see some response time!

I did that once, because that was what was happening, and not only did I get nearly every car in the city to back me up, but two or three from other jurisdictions and one State Trooper!

Bigshizza

YankeeMan:

You guys are all wet! After spending 30 years in law enforcement, if you want fast response time, just put out a "Naked Women fighting call." Then you will see some response time!

I did that once, because that was what was happening, and not only did I get nearly every car in the city to back me up, but two or three from other jurisdictions and one State Trooper!

Naked woman running from Sassquatch...now that would be a sight.

RBeckom

Were lucky if our fine officers show in less than an hour.
A car flipped in front of my house and it took one hour ten minutes.
The drunk driver actually had time to escape while I was attending to his injured father.
A true coward in my book, leaving his battered father lying on the ground incoherent.
But I digress, slow response times are the norm here though.

catfishbluezz

Precisely why the right to bear arms is necessary. I've had multiple break-ins while I was home, now I call after I've dealt with the criminal. They're only going to shop up to see the damage anyways, and telling them you have a firearm only warrants a retarded response form 911.

The Kid

YankeeMan:

You guys are all wet! After spending 30 years in law enforcement, if you want fast response time, just put out a "Naked Women fighting call." Then you will see some response time!

I did that once, because that was what was happening, and not only did I get nearly every car in the city to back me up, but two or three from other jurisdictions and one State Trooper!

LMAO

Scrambler

catfishbluezz:

Precisely why the right to bear arms is necessary. I've had multiple break-ins while I was home, now I call after I've dealt with the criminal. They're only going to shop up to see the damage anyways, and telling them you have a firearm only warrants a retarded response form 911.

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

Lee.mcglynn

0patience:

Report of a burglary.............20 minutes.
Report of an accident...........20 minutes.
Domestic violence call...........15 minutes.
Report of sasquatch..............3 minutes. WTF??

Seriously?

That's just awesome lol

catfishbluezz

Scrambler:

catfishbluezz:

Precisely why the right to bear arms is necessary. I've had multiple break-ins while I was home, now I call after I've dealt with the criminal. They're only going to shop up to see the damage anyways, and telling them you have a firearm only warrants a retarded response form 911.

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

Precisely why my pistol sleeps on my bible right next to my 1187. Being a victim once, will change any liberal's mind for life.

mmccartneydc

catfishbluezz:

Scrambler:

catfishbluezz:

Precisely why the right to bear arms is necessary. I've had multiple break-ins while I was home, now I call after I've dealt with the criminal. They're only going to shop up to see the damage anyways, and telling them you have a firearm only warrants a retarded response form 911.

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

Precisely why my pistol sleeps on my bible right next to my 1187. Being a victim once, will change any liberal's mind for life.

Love my 1187!

marineatbn03

catfishbluezz:

Scrambler:

catfishbluezz:

Precisely why the right to bear arms is necessary. I've had multiple break-ins while I was home, now I call after I've dealt with the criminal. They're only going to shop up to see the damage anyways, and telling them you have a firearm only warrants a retarded response form 911.

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

Precisely why my pistol sleeps on my bible right next to my 1187. Being a victim once, will change any liberal's mind for life.

Good for you Dustin. When I am home, my Glock is on my nightstand, the wifes pink taurus is on hers, the Shotgun is in my closet along with the M40, oh, and my taser is in the first drawer of my night stand. Hey, ya never know what the situation is going to call for, might as well have a tool for all of them.