Trash talk over. Rick is the MAN!
SleevePlz
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Somehow, over the past couple of weeks, Rick and I have been going back and forth with some trash talking. Nothing serious, just some good old fashioned fun. Well, it's all fun and games until someone gets their house blown up. Nope, not my mailbox, not my porch, the whole freakin house. He even made me sign for the package to make sure I was the one being utterly destroyed. I swear you guys are keeping tabs on what each person bombs me with and then trying to one up each other in blowing me up. This has gotten absolutely insane. Here's a pic of the damage:
Yeah, that's right! White Owls! No one has ever bombed me with White Owls before! They don't even sell these at my B&M. They appear to be a New York exclusive. I didn't even have to drive all the way to NYC to get these. But wait, there was more. Rick clearly put some thought into this next one. I'm a high school teacher. Everyone probably knows that. I have also done a couple of bombing runs where I sent out a bunch of Viaje Zombies. I'm assuming Rick used all of that to decide to send me a sealed box of Illusione MKULTRA. They are nicknamed "The Teaching Machine". They also get their name from an old CIA program to essentially create zombie soldiers (among other things). Even if the choice of cigar was completely random, this is utterly ridiculous.
Rick, I can't begin to thank you enough. I've heard stories of your generosity on this forum, but this is just crazy. I'm am truly humbled. That said, you better sleep with your lights on. You will never be safe again.
Yeah, that's right! White Owls! No one has ever bombed me with White Owls before! They don't even sell these at my B&M. They appear to be a New York exclusive. I didn't even have to drive all the way to NYC to get these. But wait, there was more. Rick clearly put some thought into this next one. I'm a high school teacher. Everyone probably knows that. I have also done a couple of bombing runs where I sent out a bunch of Viaje Zombies. I'm assuming Rick used all of that to decide to send me a sealed box of Illusione MKULTRA. They are nicknamed "The Teaching Machine". They also get their name from an old CIA program to essentially create zombie soldiers (among other things). Even if the choice of cigar was completely random, this is utterly ridiculous.
Rick, I can't begin to thank you enough. I've heard stories of your generosity on this forum, but this is just crazy. I'm am truly humbled. That said, you better sleep with your lights on. You will never be safe again.
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