Recommend me a cheap, bad cigar

xmacro

bigharpoon

Consuegra...the only cigar I've ever stomped out.

betasynn

Just buy a box of white owls or something, and re-band them.

xmacro

betasynn

They're gas station cigars. What you could do, though, is infuse them with something special. Something that smells earthy, but tastes like crud. Maybe actual dirt, or something of that nature, but go ahead and 'smoke' one (take a puff, consistently not good throughout.) They're machine made. VERY sweet. Might want to maybe put red pepper flakes in using a needle or something.

gmill880

Bock Y Ca- A box of robustos is about 30 bucks.....only cigar I could only smoke half of. Also a Helix Remix Cafe Royal - some of you veterans may remember I likened this smoke to what I thought a goats a$$ on fire would probably taste like ...

Garen B

Krieg

Swisher Sweets! God awful cigars, just totally God awful cigars.

zoom6zoom

Just get pretty much any house label from Thompson's.

kuzi16

zoom6zoom:

Just get pretty much any house label from Thompson's.

no dont order from them. then you will be on their mailing list FOREVER!! that and they are slow and who knows if youll even get what you order.

Rob1110

El Duque. They're cognac infused cigars that are shipped in glass tubes for a nice presentation, look decent, smell nice, even smell nice when they smoke, but that's where it stops. They taste TERRIBLE. Better off burning them as incense.

Dude Love

That is a cruel, cruel, prank. Be sure to post the results! Hahaha.

nsezell

madurofan

gmill880:

a goats a$$ on fire would probably taste like ...

Speaking of hooved animals. Where is Urbino and his donkey phuckin' humi resident? Has there been an accident? Did I miss the candlelight vigil?

Garen B

madurofan:

gmill880:

a goats a$$ on fire would probably taste like ...

Speaking of hooved animals. Where is Urbino and his donkey phuckin' humi resident? Has there been an accident? Did I miss the candlelight vigil?

I think the general consensus was that you, Urbi and duty were all the same guy, just different personalities. That or Urbi was around 85 years old and died smoking in his rocking chair.

gmill880

madurofan