Retiring my boys
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jsnake
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Guys, I have been having children since I was 17 years old. Recently became a grandfather and recently knocked my wife up. It was intentional. After 5 kids and one on the way I have decided to retire the boys. Going for the ol snip snip beginning of next year. Might have a contest when the time comes. I mentioned before her due date is Christmas Day, December 25th. Found out it is a boy and wanted to let you all know.
So if you have any horror stories or advice about cutting the lines let me have them. I have heard some crazy crap from friends who my wife thinks are trying to jack with me.
So if you have any horror stories or advice about cutting the lines let me have them. I have heard some crazy crap from friends who my wife thinks are trying to jack with me.
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Congratulations!! Good luck with the other thing but I heard you can do it on your lunch hour and go back to work.
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I have four kids and the snip snip was one of the best decisions I ever made.
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My buddy got cut, and his wife kept having kids. Ex wife I should say.
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what are you gonna do w/ the balls?
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Dude, are you trying to catch up with me?!?
I think seven kids is enough, but my wife's insurance is through a Catholic healthcare corp. so they won't pay for any form of birth control. Guess I'll head behind the house with a fifth of bourbon, a single edged razor blade and some duct tape... -
Congratulations!! My daughter was born Xmas Eve 9 yrs ago. As for the Snip had it done in June. Not that big of a deal. Just a little tenderness for a few days.
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haha!Theedge:My buddy got cut, and his wife kept having kids. Ex wife I should say. -
Congrats on the newest boy. And from what I've heard - it hurts pretty bad for the first few days but after that, no pain and things go back to working "normally". Good luck.
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I hear in rare cases it can cause mental instability . See telltale symptoms here: http://youtu.be/XREnvJRkif0
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WTF? LMAO.Schrooz:I hear in rare cases it can cause mental instability . See telltale symptoms here: http://youtu.be/XREnvJRkif0
I have great medical insurance but what gets me is they will not cover a vasectomy or tubal ligation. They would rather pay for the pregnancy, delivery, and 18 or more years in medical coverage. Just doesn't make sense to me.
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Hardcore man, HARDCORE.Toombes:Dude, are you trying to catch up with me?!?
I think seven kids is enough, but my wife's insurance is through a Catholic healthcare corp. so they won't pay for any form of birth control. Guess I'll head behind the house with a fifth of bourbon, a single edged razor blade and some duct tape... -
My insurance paid for it in full. Forgot to add if you do not have one get an athletic supporter. Gravity is a *** for a few days.jsnake:
WTF? LMAO.Schrooz:I hear in rare cases it can cause mental instability . See telltale symptoms here: http://youtu.be/XREnvJRkif0
I have great medical insurance but what gets me is they will not cover a vasectomy or tubal ligation. They would rather pay for the pregnancy, delivery, and 18 or more years in medical coverage. Just doesn't make sense to me. -
snoooooob pass..jliu:what are you gonna do w/ the balls? -
Congrats on your new son's impending arrival Jake - a man couldnt ask for a better Christmas present! :-D
As far as the snip n clip goes, its really not a huge deal. Y'all can laugh all you want, but a bag of frozen peas will be your groin's best friend for the first 24 or 48 hours after. You will be fine in a day or two.
Now then, what are these things your buddies have been telling you so we can either confirm or deny?
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you guys wouldnt really do that......would ya?RobIsSweet:
snoooooob pass..jliu:what are you gonna do w/ the balls? -
Ooh that hurts just thinking about it.
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Just don't sneeze....
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Well you only take what you want to try from a pass... replacing what you took out wouldn't be pleasant....reggie713:
you guys wouldnt really do that......would ya?RobIsSweet:
snoooooob pass..jliu:what are you gonna do w/ the balls? -
Or cough! Solid advice on both... :-)YankeeMan:Just don't sneeze....
