New Olympic sports

Since body building has become an official Olympic sport, how about something for us crippled, hefty fellas? I say we lobby to make herfing and carhood sledding official Olympic events! Who's with me?

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pross

I'm in, and fully expect to be in the hunt for a medal.

Toombes

Cool! That's two members for the team. No one else wants in on this?

Rain

Getting a medal to herk? H3ll yes!

Toombes

This is a win-win situation. We get to smoke good cigars while having a pant-load of fun. Four big ol' boys on a '53 Studebaker Commander hood = GGGOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

DCarp2005

Curling could always be an option? Smoking stogies and heaving a heavy stone in the cold sound pretty good to me!!

Toombes

DCarp2005:
Curling could always be an option? Smoking stogies and heaving a heavy stone in the cold sound pretty good to me!!

Already an Olympic event. But good stogies, a frozen pond, a big rock and some scotch... You may be on to something, bro. PM to ya.

beatnic

LMAO. Anybody watch "Mud People"? The things folks do to get their kicks.

bearb

The title reminded me of an old Monty Python skit called 'Silly Olympics' ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRwZrThGXI Enjoy!

Toombes

bearb:
The title reminded me of an old Monty Python skit called 'Silly Olympics' ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRwZrThGXI Enjoy!

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for bringing back some good memories, bro! Haven't watched that in years!

bearb

Of course, i am now watching python clips...got reminded of the London Olympic closing ceremonies this year, and the tribute to Life of Brian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoaktW-Lu38&feature=player_embedded

Toombes

"Centurian, thwow him to the fwor, and stwike him wuffly!"

Toombes

The question of stopping at the end of the run was brought up. There are two options:
1: Roll off of the hood and tumble over the finish line, or
2: Do like any true redneck would and aim for the honeysuckle patch strategically grown at the finish line.
Problem solved!