yuletide celebrations

Secret Sasquatch

Yes, its really me!

Secret Sasquatch

Dont be shy boys and girls. Come sit on Sasquatch's hairy lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.

james40

LOL, now this is some funny sheet. I want to know who would win a MMA match between you and Chewbacca.

Secret Sasquatch

james40:

LOL, now this is some funny sheet. I want to know who would win a MMA match between you and Chewbacca.

oh goody our first participant. Ive been watching you James, and youve been a very good boy, now tell old Sasquatch what you want?
BTW chewie aint got nothing on me.

Toombes

Eerily intriguing, this business...

james40

I don't want anything SS but thanks. I think Chewy could take you on the ground. He's known for ripping limbs off people who make him mad.....

Marker

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

Bigshizza

I'd like to grow facial hair like you!! I saw your footprint at the Ho rainforest 20 years ago..impressive!

Secret Sasquatch

james40:

I don't want anything SS but thanks. I think Chewy could take you on the ground. He's known for ripping limbs off people who make him mad.....

Well being the first to comment you have won some smelly sasquatch socks,, Ill send them soon,, but you cant stop being good k? k!
I got moves that would rip chewie up.. I have to go now, there are some cross country skiiers in the area. Tata,

Toombes

Marker:

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

But everyone already knows that Chuck Norris would win!!

mmccartneydc

This is nucking futs!!! Who/what is next!!!

jthanatos

Secret Sasquatch:

Yes, its really me!

Did you choose 'Secret Sasquatch' because Yuletide Yeti was already taken? Or Christmas Chupacabra?

dbeckom

SS, is it really and truly you? I knew you were real.

pelirrojo

Sasquatch? Can you confirm if that was you in that video near Salt Lake City recently? I thought I smelled you in the woods once... could have just been me though.

danielzreyes

I want to make a funny comment but I'm afraid that I might get thrown across the room.

Vision

Lanceros, coronas and opus ......oh my

Secret Sasquatch

pelirrojo:

Sasquatch? Can you confirm if that was you in that video near Salt Lake City recently? I thought I smelled you in the woods once... could have just been me though.

No it was not me in SLC, it was my great uncle Ralph. Its all quite embarrassing, Ralph had a sweet tooth for magic mushrooms and when he was trippin he thought he was invisible. We pride ourselves in being undetectable and Ralph couldnt live this down, for years he recieved a hard time about this incident during our annual jamboree gettogethers. Ralph has passed on now.
Uh yea we can be quite odiferous. When we have gas we can clear out a dwelling place in a split sec

Secret Sasquatch

Marker:

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"

twistedstem

very interesting,you should probably be posting on the beard thread with all hair your sportin

greg2648

Secret Sasquatch:

Marker:

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"

The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......

Secret Sasquatch

greg2648:

Secret Sasquatch:

Marker:

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"

The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......

Whoa Whoa,, whats with all the hostility? You man bears are aggravated so easily. Why dont you take the rest of the afternoon off, go get a massage or soak in the hot-tub and let the stress roll off. Take your lovely wife out to dinner, look into each others eyes and share dessert. and then go home and get your groove on. Get back to me tomorrow.

jliu

Another one! Yes!! Tiz the season to be jolly!

greg2648

Secret Sasquatch:

greg2648:

Secret Sasquatch:

Marker:

OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"

The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......

Whoa Whoa,, whats with all the hostility? You man bears are aggravated so easily. Why dont you take the rest of the afternoon off, go get a massage or soak in the hot-tub and let the stress roll off. Take your lovely wife out to dinner, look into each others eyes and share dessert. and then go home and get your groove on. Get back to me tomorrow.

Hahahahaha....If I see The Bear, I will let him know.......

MVW67

Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!

Secret Sasquatch

MVW67:

Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!

Tease!

Lee.mcglynn

Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??

MVW67

Secret Sasquatch:

MVW67:

Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!

Tease!

You need to see the Jack Links Beef Snacks Commercial, in class right now, but is that you in it?? LMAO, Where is JJ when you need the Youtube hook up? LOL

WyattEarp

Lee.mcglynn:

Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??

Only after a good cigar, isnt that right Jiun???

jliu

WyattEarp:

Lee.mcglynn:

Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??

Only after a good cigar, isnt that right Jiun???

yes indeedy! per cigar 101 of course haha

ehehat

Bigshizza:

I saw your footprint at the Ho rainforest 20 years ago..impressive!

You know what they say about hairy missing links with big foot-prints.....

The Kid

Wes,,is that you???? Too funny!!!