Redneck Mafia ingenuity

Toombes

Since its starting to cool off and we still like to have a smoke, why not put unused equipment to alternate use?

An old grill, some branches from the yard and you're good!

jliu

hahaha. that is quite redneck

Bigshizza

Where's the s'mores fellas???

Darth Vader

Great job Si

danielzreyes

Can Filipinos be rednecks?

Toombes

"I know this guy, he's got anything you want. Cars, trucks, couches, chairs, jeeps, RV's, tatader salad, cold watermelon... Hey, a sack of oranges."

Medic45

Yes u sure can ur new name is wonhunglow mr Reyes

jgibv

hahaha nice.

mmccartneydc

Nice guys! Sorry I missed the bonfire!

pross

I think that only qualifies as redneck if it were indoors.....

Toombes

Does under a covered patio count?

pelirrojo

I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...

Toombes

pelirrojo:

I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...

Gees, Gordon, we had to have something to sit on. No gasoline, but we had some lighter fluid and a plastic Coke bottle.

pelirrojo

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Toombes

pelirrojo:

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Love that movie!

jthanatos

Love the fire pit. Nothing better than a nice fire and a nice smoke.

However, this thread has revealed to me that being a redneck is a deep and nuanced undertaking. Never knew there were so many rules. I have been a poser all this time.