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Toombes
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hahaha. that is quite redneck
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Where's the s'mores fellas???
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Great job Si
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Can Filipinos be rednecks?
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"I know this guy, he's got anything you want. Cars, trucks, couches, chairs, jeeps, RV's, tatader salad, cold watermelon... Hey, a sack of oranges."
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Yes u sure can ur new name is wonhunglow mr Reyes
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hahaha nice.
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Nice guys! Sorry I missed the bonfire!
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I think that only qualifies as redneck if it were indoors.....
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Does under a covered patio count?
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I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...
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pelirrojo:I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...
Gees, Gordon, we had to have something to sit on. No gasoline, but we had some lighter fluid and a plastic Coke bottle. -
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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pelirrojo:You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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Love the fire pit. Nothing better than a nice fire and a nice smoke.
However, this thread has revealed to me that being a redneck is a deep and nuanced undertaking. Never knew there were so many rules. I have been a poser all this time.