I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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