Review of the Smoker's wipe gifted by MTuccelli
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The Smoker's wipes were received as a gift from our own MTuccelli.
Construction: Folded by the mysterious P7, long rumored to have studied under the tutelage of James Wood Johnson, of the famous Johnson and Johnson brothers, the construction was perfect. They measure 4" x 3" x 3/4" folded, unsure of corresponding ring gauge.
Pre light impressions: To be honest I did not get much from my initial lick, a mix of citrus and a girl I took home in college after a long night of grain alcohol. The aroma was a mix of those towels at KFC and my grandmother (God rest her soul). Not unpleasant or overbearing, but a definite lack of hay or spice.
Post Removal: Larger than expected - about the size of my XL mitt. Somewhat damp throughout, but not soaking wet by any means. I wonder what effect some rest would have. I would guess a drying effect...
Post Light: Very hard to light, let alone smoke. Initially the flame took off like it had been to an all you can eat buffet at Taco Bell, then settled down. The taste, quite frankly, was terrible, and I have to wonder if this is leaving a better smell on my hands and clothes than a cigar. I suspect not, but will wait for comments from my better half.
I can't help but feel I am doing something wrong with this. Perhaps I will ask MTuccelli for better instructions.
Construction: Folded by the mysterious P7, long rumored to have studied under the tutelage of James Wood Johnson, of the famous Johnson and Johnson brothers, the construction was perfect. They measure 4" x 3" x 3/4" folded, unsure of corresponding ring gauge.
Pre light impressions: To be honest I did not get much from my initial lick, a mix of citrus and a girl I took home in college after a long night of grain alcohol. The aroma was a mix of those towels at KFC and my grandmother (God rest her soul). Not unpleasant or overbearing, but a definite lack of hay or spice.
Post Removal: Larger than expected - about the size of my XL mitt. Somewhat damp throughout, but not soaking wet by any means. I wonder what effect some rest would have. I would guess a drying effect...
Post Light: Very hard to light, let alone smoke. Initially the flame took off like it had been to an all you can eat buffet at Taco Bell, then settled down. The taste, quite frankly, was terrible, and I have to wonder if this is leaving a better smell on my hands and clothes than a cigar. I suspect not, but will wait for comments from my better half.
I can't help but feel I am doing something wrong with this. Perhaps I will ask MTuccelli for better instructions.
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Fricking hilarious, bro!!
Well, you are.