Well, I'm a bit drunk on some Stone Ruination IPA (yeah, I'm a hop head), so I figured I'd make a drunk post and exercise my 1st amendment rights by saying "f*ck you" to the ass who just got inaugurated since it seems the 1st A is sacred, but the 2nd A is expendable. Whatever. When they come to take your guns, just head to your local hardware store and grab a shovel.
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning/
Did they take the shovel AK? Shiiiiiiiit son, you just gotta up the ante. How 'bout an RPG-7 shotgun? You can even use Joe Biden's POS
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/186266-Bearpup-Trilogy-I-%E2%80%93-Unexpected-Shotgun-(photo-calypse-warning)It's versatile too; you can shoot it in the pool:

Over your head

Get some street cred by shooting it ghetto style:

Say "what" one more time, motherf*cker. I dare ya. I double dare ya, say "what" one more time

From the article:
On this Thanksgiving Day, let me say this: God Bless America the only country on this shitty planet where you still have the freedom to build AKs in defense of Motherland! The only country where a *** shovel can become an awesome weapon of death and destruction.
Do you love gardening, do you have a tool shed?
Please be aware that hiding in your garage, there may be dozens of Killy, high-clip-capacitated, school-penetrating, children-hating, Assault Weapons of mAss Destruction! Please send this message to all your libtard friends to make sure that they call 911 when they encounter anything that looks like a shovel. Thousands of hardware and home improvement stores are selling AKs through the "shovel" loophole to anyone!
“Ask a Soviet engineer to design a pair of shoes and he’ll come up with something that looks like the boxes that the shoes came in; ask him to make something that will massacre Germans, and he turns into Thomas Fucking Edison.” ? Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon