well aged, smooth, and mellow

So you heard me say how I was gifted a box of vintage White Owls. Research reveals they were made some time before 1999 but after 1975. And I assume you know that White Owls taste about like cardboard. Well, I fired one up today, and I can solemnly assure you that a fifteen or twenty year old vintage White Owl tastes like well aged smooth and mellow cardboard.,
At least the first half inch does. After that, I cannot say.
At least the first half inch does. After that, I cannot say.

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Not sure if that wrapper looks more like pressboard or the inside of a chicken nugget. "Parts is Parts!"