Prosecutor seeks death penalty against Punxsutawney Phil for misleading American people

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The Onion inaccurately reported the Groundhog had been beheaded (http://www.theonion.com/articles/punxsutawney-phil-beheaded-for-inaccurate-predicti,31712/), when in reality, he'd just been indicted for wilfully and maliciously misleading the American people

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when in reality, he'd just been indicted for wilfully and maliciously misleading the American people

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beatnic

Fire his ass. No benefits.

scarlin

Haven't people heard of 2nd winter? You know, the winter before construction season? People need to learn their seasons!

Rhamlin

I think it's time for some groundhog stew!

y2pascoe

Rhamlin:

I think it's time for some groundhog stew!

That gerbil's gotta pay!

phobicsquirrel

lol. I don't know what is more pathetic, people actually believe in this or that they want to kill a animal due to it?

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