The last place you'd want your sticks to be?
Where's the last place you'd want your family to keep your gift of cigars for two weeks in the summer before it's time for you to open your present? (Thoughtful gift but they just don't know any better. LOL)
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my parents bought me some smokes for christmas last year, wrapped them and let sit on the fireplace they use all the time! oh yeah did i mention they bought em in october!!
Oh, and it's the lovely thought that counts, right?
grr,... mumble mumble...freaking beetles...
Ziiiing!!
Have you ever wondered why women are considered "the Fair Sex"?
While I was in nursing school, we touched on the gender subject one day, Nursing being considered a female profession, and women being considered more "right" for the job. Backed up by the textbooks, which were written by women, there was a lengthy discussion about how women were more sympathetic, empathetic, gentle and non-violent creatures motivated by love and tenderness, while men were generally selfish, egotistical, with little sympathy for the needs and feelings of others. Everyone turned to look at me, the only male present, and asked; "Yeah, 'Amos', why is that?"
I slowly sat full upright, looked around, and said:
"Lorena Bobbit"
The class burst into gales of laughter
"There," I said, "a whole room full of empathetic sympathetic caring women find it hilarious that a woman dismembered her husband for cheating on her. What if a man had cut his wifes breasts off for cheating on him? Every one of you, and all the men in America, would be calling him a monster and clammoring for his head. NO ONE would laugh, at all, ever, not even all those callous unfeeling men. And yet, you still consider yourself the ones with the gentle natures?"
The discussion, it seems, was over.