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Snap Into A Slim Jim

Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
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today, during our lunch break while teaching firearms 1 of the other officers was talking about food and he and I agreed our fav snacks are slim jims, I am addicted to them, so he challenged me in a slim Jim eating contest, do I am always game. We sent a rookie officer to walmart with a 20 dollar bill he comes back with 8 boxes 15 n each. We both sit down many as u can eat in 5 minutes. Lets just say I showed up the young officer 62 to 43. Now I may have to go home and visit the bathroom. That's how I roll. Lol
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  • james40james40 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,450
    You snapped into a Slim Jim and now a cow will snap out of you, lol...congrats on the "win"....
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  • Roberto99Roberto99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,077
    Hey man, word of warning, if you think you've got a little gas build up later today, just go ahead and sit down on the toilet anyhow. All that oil has gotta go somewhere
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  • webmostwebmost Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,131
    You need the Slim Jom Dispenser, available at BJ's:
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    An important accessory in any well-equipped garage

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  • beatnicbeatnic Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    Can you say "constipation"?
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  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    you cray cray ray ray..but at least you won!
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
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  • HeavyHeavy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,590
    I got heartburn just from reading your post. Congrats and good luck! :-)
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    All came out very good so u guys know, I think my stomach is made of iron or something. But the heartburn did kick in.but all good for a weeks worth of lunch on him next week. Hope it's not Slim Jim's though.
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    webmost:
    You need the Slim Jom Dispenser, available at BJ's:
    image

    An important accessory in any well-equipped garage

    I like it, defiantly a must have.
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  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
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  • jthanatosjthanatos Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,563
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    smoke em if you got em:
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
    Does this mean I'm already a member?
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  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    Glock1975:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
    Does this mean I'm already a member?
    sounds like it
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    smoke em if you got em:
    Glock1975:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
    Does this mean I'm already a member?
    sounds like it
    All it takes to become a member is....occasionally partaking in Slim Jim's, Chili dogs and Coronas and more than one Costco hotdogs and suffer the consequences... You in?? The potty that is..?...
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    Bigshizza:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Glock1975:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    oh snap Jim did you form a team too? Team Shizza? How do I join? Lol
    Does this mean I'm already a member?
    sounds like it
    All it takes to become a member is....occasionally partaking in Slim Jim's, Chili dogs and Coronas and more than one Costco hotdogs and suffer the consequences... You in?? The potty that is..?...
    Well Shizz, I'm definently in both bro.
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  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,408
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    Doesn't Team Shizza = Enola Gay??? They are the same people, right?
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    SleevePlz:
    Bigshizza:
    You took one for the team... Team Shizza!! Well done!
    Doesn't Team Shizza = Enola Gay??? They are the same people, right?
    In a word Shafty..NO..Team Shizza is strictly bowel related
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