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kaspera79

Zoom-a-zoom. very funny bro. One of the only posts I shared with my wife.. She thought it was funny too.

Lasabar

That's some good stuff right there!

gmill880

Thanks Zoom that gave me a good laugh ...

Jdorais

I love that kind of stuff! Than you Zoom!

cabinetmaker

30 minutes?? .....Damn pigs...

gmill880

Luko

My wife always calls me a pig and I always took as an insult. Suey, baby, suey.

Matt Marvel

Haha, that's some pretty good stuff. Not only did I learn something, I got a good laugh.

Lasabar

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kuzi16

Bad Andy

oh thanks for the laughs...

4bob4

hahaha some of those are pretty good.

bigbgballz

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. PS.How do you make your text look like separate paragraphs? It looks like separate paragraphs when i compose but when i post it all become one paragraph? Thanks.

Renaissance_Man

Damn it this forum is formatted in such a sh*tty way! Anyway... I couldnt post you instruction... So here is a link to help you... Instructions

bigbgballz

Luko

bigbgballz:

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. PS.How do you make your text look like separate paragraphs? It looks like separate paragraphs when i compose but when i post it all become one paragraph? Thanks.

That there's some funny ***...I'm gonna try em and I'll let you know how it works out.

bigbgballz

I doubt we are going to hear from you again

Lasabar

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I've actually used a variation on the broom line... one of my managers was complaining, "I can't find my broom". I told her, "That's OK, one of us can give you a ride home." She laughed her ass off.

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kuzi16

bibby

4bob4

Hays

bigbgballz

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These Filthy Hands

alienmisprint

cabinetmaker