1000th Post Contest

Well gents and a few bull-dyyke ladies...

I've reached the upper tier of society and joined the 1000th post community... to make you puny non-1000 posters feel a little better I've devised a contest for my celebratory awesomeness...

Rules are simple, but I've been drinking so there may be some rule changes due to stupidity

So heeeeere we go!!!

1. What LucasArts Games have I played (choose 5 and each one is worth a point)

2. Which LucasArts Game is my favorite

3. What’s my favorite xbox game of all time?

4. My ex roommates, where do they live? (one point for state, 5 points for city)

5. My First Concert that I attended when I was about 16? It was at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin

6. How Old Is my girlfriend?

7. Favorite Action Movie of all-time?

8. Favorite Comedy Movie of all time?

9. What was my first Job? i.e. what was the occupation or type of place?

10. What Kind of Truck do I drive Now? 1 Pt. for Brand and 3 Points for Make

11. What TV show do I quote the most when I’m at work?

12. What do I do for my friends when I get a BIG promotion at work?

13. How Many Cigars are in my current Hum as of 8/20/09i?

14. How long have I been with my Girlfriend?

15. How Many Humidors do I have total (traditional and non-traditional)

16. What is the brand of my Surround Sound Receiver?

17. What company have I worked for for 5 years?

18. What industry did I work for before my current Profession?

19. In what city did I finger my ex-girlfriend? (Hint: It’s been talked about in this forum in the last two weeks?)

20. Lastly, How big is my Television in my living room right now?

Okay, I'll say this contest runs for a week and the winner will be showered.... that's it, showered, I'll bring the Irish spring but you bring your own Conditioner...

Actually I will shower the winner with Gifts...

GOOD LUCK!!!!!

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madurofan

HOLY mother of god lassy. I will try to answer some of these before the end of this week

Lasabar

madurofan:
HOLY mother of god lassy. I will try to answer some of these before the end of this week

HAHA!

That's what happens when you make a contest while drinking, but I'l steal some of your thunder and make it easy on everyone else

You can answer this in parts and the one with the most right will win... I'll check back on this on Friday and tally the votes

MAJORdorMo

Meh, I might as well guess:

1. KOTOR, KOTOR II, Lego Starwars, The Secret of Monkey Island, and Rogue Squadron.

2. KOTOR

3. Halo

4. Dallas, Texas

5. Jimmy Buffet

6. 18

7. Battle Royale

8. Mallrats

9. Book Store Clerk

10. Ford F150

11. The A-Team.

12. Let them raid your humidor

13. 300

14. 1 year

15. 4

16. Logitech

17. Fog Creek Software

18. Wood

19. Berkeley, CA

20. 55"

All of them are just guesses, and I probably missed them all.

Luko

Not that I don't think you're the most interesting sumbitch on here, but I just don't have the energy. Good luck, everyone. The only thing I remember is that you said when you get a big promotion, you give all your coworkers tugjobs. Or was it mouthhugs?

kuzi16

ill get to these later.... ill get them wrong... but itll be funny.... or sad

laker1963

Lasabar:
Well gents and a few bull-dyyke ladies...

I've reached the upper tier of society and joined the 1000th post community... to make you puny non-1000 posters feel a little better I've devised a contest for my celebratory awesomeness...

Rules are simple, but I've been drinking so there may be some rule changes due to stupidity

So heeeeere we go!!!

1. What LucasArts Games have I played (choose 5 and each one is worth a point)

2. Which LucasArts Game is my favorite

3. What’s my favorite xbox game of all time?

4. My ex roommates, where do they live? (one point for state, 5 points for city)

5. My First Concert that I attended when I was about 16? It was at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin

6. How Old Is my girlfriend?

7. Favorite Action Movie of all-time?

8. Favorite Comedy Movie of all time?

9. What was my first Job? i.e. what was the occupation or type of place?

10. What Kind of Truck do I drive Now? 1 Pt. for Brand and 3 Points for Make

11. What TV show do I quote the most when I’m at work?

12. What do I do for my friends when I get a BIG promotion at work?

13. How Many Cigars are in my current Hum as of 8/20/09i?

14. How long have I been with my Girlfriend?

15. How Many Humidors do I have total (traditional and non-traditional)

16. What is the brand of my Surround Sound Receiver?

17. What company have I worked for for 5 years?

18. What industry did I work for before my current Profession?

19. In what city did I finger my ex-girlfriend? (Hint: It’s been talked about in this forum in the last two weeks?)

20. Lastly, How big is my Television in my living room right now?

Okay, I'll say this contest runs for a week and the winner will be showered.... that's it, showered, I'll bring the Irish spring but you bring your own Conditioner...

Actually I will shower the winner with Gifts...

GOOD LUCK!!!!!

silly putty !!!!

Lasabar

I've left this open for awhile... I'm too lazy to tally anything and work has me running around crazy this week, so it's still open until my fat ass says otherwise

gmill880

Lasabar:
I've left this open for awhile... I'm too lazy to tally anything and work has me running around crazy this week, so it's still open until my fat ass says otherwise

Hahaha ...I need to think of some witty guesses ...

laker1963

gmill880:
Lasabar:
I've left this open for awhile... I'm too lazy to tally anything and work has me running around crazy this week, so it's still open until my fat ass says otherwise

Hahaha ...I need to think of some witty guesses ...

We are waiting !!!

kuzi16

1. What LucasArts Games have I played (choose 5 and each one is worth a point)

uh.... lets go star 100% wars themed....
Star Wars: Battlefront III, LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels, LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game, Star Wars: Battlefront

2. Which LucasArts Game is my favorite

Monkey Island

3. What’s my favorite xbox game of all time?

NBA Live 10

4. My ex roommates, where do they live? (one point for state, 5 points for city)

Escanaba Michigan?

5. My First Concert that I attended when I was about 16? It was at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin

Ted Neugent

6. How Old Is my girlfriend?

27

7. Favorite Action Movie of all-time?

Shawshank redemption

8. Favorite Comedy Movie of all time?

Caddyshack

9. What was my first Job? i.e. what was the occupation or type of place?

Grocery store

10. What Kind of Truck do I drive Now? 1 Pt. for Brand and 3 Points for Make

Chevy s10

11. What TV show do I quote the most when I’m at work?

Chapelle show

12. What do I do for my friends when I get a BIG promotion at work?

buy em a miller light

13. How Many Cigars are in my current Hum as of 8/20/09i?

520

14. How long have I been with my Girlfriend?

two years

15. How Many Humidors do I have total (traditional and non-traditional)

3 16. What is the brand of my Surround Sound Receiver?

Sony

17. What company have I worked for for 5 years?

Initech

18. What industry did I work for before my current Profession?

Manufacturing

19. In what city did I finger my ex-girlfriend? (Hint: It’s been talked about in this forum in the last two weeks?)

Detroit

20. Lastly, How big is my Television in my living room right now?

52 inches

i know i got one right....

rad1964

1. What LucasArts Games have I played (choose 5 and each one is worth a point)

Afterlife
Star Wars: Battlefront
Star Wars: Racer Revenge
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
Star Wars The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels

2. Which LucasArts Game is my favorite

Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

3. What’s my favorite xbox game of all time?

Grand Theft Auto

4. My ex roommates, where do they live? (one point for state, 5 points for city)

Wisconsin
Madison

5. My First Concert that I attended when I was about 16? It was at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin

OZZFEST 1996
Main Stage: Ozzy Osbourne, Danzig, Slayer, Sepultura, Prong, Biohazard, Fear Factory.
2nd Stage: Neurosis, King Norris, Earth Crisis, Powerman 5000, Coal Chamber, Celophane.

6. How Old Is my girlfriend?

26

7. Favorite Action Movie of all-time?

Die Hard

8. Favorite Comedy Movie of all time?

Baron Von Munchausen

9. What was my first Job? i.e. what was the occupation or type of place?

Graphics Design

10. What Kind of Truck do I drive Now? 1 Pt. for Brand and 3 Points for Make

Chevy
Tahoe

11. What TV show do I quote the most when I’m at work?

M.A.S.H.

12. What do I do for my friends when I get a BIG promotion at work?

Pass out cigars

13. How Many Cigars are in my current Hum as of 8/20/09?

227

14. How long have I been with my Girlfriend?

4 yrs

15. How Many Humidors do I have total (traditional and non-traditional)

4

16. What is the brand of my Surround Sound Receiver?

Onyx

17. What company have I worked for for 5 years?

Best Buy

18. What industry did I work for before my current Profession?

Restaurant/Hospitality

19. In what city did I finger my ex-girlfriend? (Hint: It’s been talked about in this forum in the last two weeks?)

New Orleans

20. Lastly, How big is my Television in my living room right now?

54"

Lasabar

Lasabar:
Well gents and a few bull-dyyke ladies...

I've reached the upper tier of society and joined the 1000th post community... to make you puny non-1000 posters feel a little better I've devised a contest for my celebratory awesomeness...

Rules are simple, but I've been drinking so there may be some rule changes due to stupidity

So heeeeere we go!!!

1. Star Wars Battlefront,Lego Star Wars, KOTOR, Xwing vs. Tie Fighter 1 & 2, Dark Forces, ALL the monkey Islands, Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle, Grim Fandango, Full Throttle, Sam and Max Hit the Road

2. Which LucasArts Game is my favorite - Monkey Island

3. What’s my favorite xbox game of all time? - Halo

4. My ex roommates, where do they live? - Lake Geneva, WI - Arlington Heights, IL(one point for state, 5 points for city)

5. My First Concert that I attended when I was about 16? It was at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin - Van Halen

6. How Old Is my girlfriend? - 27

7. Favorite Action Movie of all-time? - Boondock Saints

8. Favorite Comedy Movie of all time? - Tommy Boy

9. What was my first Job? i.e. what was the occupation or type of place? - Movie Theater Cashier and food stand clerk

10. What Kind of Truck do I drive Now? 1 Pt. for Brand and 3 Points for Make - Chevy Tahoe

11. What TV show do I quote the most when I’m at work? - Family Guy

12. What do I do for my friends when I get a BIG promotion at work? - Rent a hotel Room and get a two girl Stripper show for them

13. How Many Cigars are in my current Hum as of 8/20/09i? - 275

14. How long have I been with my Girlfriend? - 2 Years

15. How Many Humidors do I have total (traditional and non-traditional) - 3

16. What is the brand of my Surround Sound Receiver? - Yamaha 663

17. What company have I worked for for 5 years? - Best Buy

18. What industry did I work for before my current Profession? - Grocery Store

19. In what city did I finger my ex-girlfriend? (Hint: It’s been talked about in this forum in the last two weeks?) - Kansas City

20. Lastly, How big is my Television in my living room right now? - 50"

Okay, I'll say this contest runs for a week and the winner will be showered.... that's it, showered, I'll bring the Irish spring but you bring your own Conditioner...

Actually I will shower the winner with Gifts...

GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Lemme Tabulate these sumbitches....

Lasabar

Well slap me sideways and make me some bacon...

Unless I'm retarded when it comes to math or if I worked for the Bush v. Gore election I believe that Mr. Kuzi has won me olde contest!!!

And if the stars haven't aligned themselves I also believe that I did win KUZI's 1000th post contest! HA!

Mr. Kuzi, Please email me your address... I don't have the old box that you sent me my stuff in anymore!

Thanks Guys!!!!

kuzi16

no ***.

if you send me the same sticks back i swear to god....

i think i won it with "Initech"

PM sent

Lasabar

kuzi16:
no ***.

if you send me the same sticks back i swear to god....

i think i won it with "Initech"

PM sent

I can still recite what those sticks were...

I still have the 5 Vegas Serie 'A', the Three 8-5-8 (in three different wrappers), and the Corojo '97 from '07...

I think it's my obsessive compulsive cigar-der...

See ya soon!