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All this disbelief is going to make the price of coal go up this year.

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  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    WaltBasil:
    dr_frankenstein56:
    I'll keep the fires low so you dont scorch yer butt coming down the chimney!

    Also you like nachos and beer rather then cookies and milk right?

    Aj
    Roasted habeneros brother.... ;-)

    YOWZA! that will put some lead in santas pencil!

    Aj
  • pelirrojopelirrojo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,520
    Vulchor:
    Sadly it looks like it'll be a Festivus for the rest of us.

    I'll go up to the attic and get the Festivus pole. Really looking forward to the feats of strength this year.
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    thedjfish@comcast.net:
    well come to think it, i never did get what i asked for


    Think way back and you will remember why!
    Merry Christmas!
    Ho ho ho !
  • thedjfish@comcast.netthedjfish@comcast.net Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,533
    Santa:
    thedjfish@comcast.net:
    well come to think it, i never did get what i asked for


    Think way back and you will remember why!
    Merry Christmas!
    Ho ho ho !
    thats o.k. i gave up on santa a long time ago, ho ho ho
  • perkinkeperkinke Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,562
    pelirrojo:
    Vulchor:
    Sadly it looks like it'll be a Festivus for the rest of us.

    I'll go up to the attic and get the Festivus pole. Really looking forward to the feats of strength this year.
    Yeah, the airing of grievances comes a close second.
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    I believe in trying to see the best in all people year round. That's kind of why I bomb all year round, just spreading the joy, hopefully. I will make you my favorite cookies, Russian Tea Cakes! Yum
  • catfishbluezzcatfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
    Another Santa? Ccom is all cray cray lately. Bringing back memories of old
  • thehilkthehilk Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,015
    Dear Santa, I have been a good boy all year. I have listened to my wife and done what she said without much complaint. I strongly feel that I should be on the Nice list. I do not want anything for myself this year as I get what I want during the year, but this year I would like for you to use the gifts you were going to bestow to me on some of my good friends. So here it is: for Curt: a bottomless beer mug so he never has to leave us during v-herf to refill for Drew: a new modem/router so he can actually have a good time on the v-herf and we can enjoy his company for longer than a few minutes at a time For Brett: a clone of himself so he can actually stay on v-herf and not have to leave when there is a ring-a-ling-a-ling for Jim: please send one of your elves to put together his heater, because he his old and it is cold where he is, and we enjoy his company and done want him to get frostbite for Rob Green: a babysitter so he can spend more time with us herfing, and since I've been extra good this year a heater as well cause new England is cold! for Peter: a special clock that would allow him enough time for family stuff and friend stuff, without losing time with either! for Sam: A warm smoking shed with wifi access for Shane: a minion he can have with him at all times to make take shots with him! for Brian: an increase in the cigar budget, as well as a warm place to smoke! here is my list, there are so many more to add but not enough time right now, please accept the requests of my friends in my stead! Thank you Santa, and I Believe!
  • Tyland64Tyland64 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 714
    Hilk, nice letter but you forgot Miss Tracy. She should get a big bag of caramel apple taffy. lol.....
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    thedjfish@comcast.net:
    Santa:
    thedjfish@comcast.net:
    well come to think it, i never did get what i asked for


    Think way back and you will remember why!
    Merry Christmas!
    Ho ho ho !
    thats o.k. i gave up on santa a long time ago, ho ho ho


    And you have your answer good sir.
    Merry Christmas.
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    Bigshizza:
    I believe in trying to see the best in all people year round. That's kind of why I bomb all year round, just spreading the joy, hopefully. I will make you my favorite cookies, Russian Tea Cakes! Yum


    You sir are the true definitions of both Jolly and Generous.
    Merry Christmas!
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    thehilk:
    Dear Santa, I have been a good boy all year. I have listened to my wife and done what she said without much complaint. I strongly feel that I should be on the Nice list. I do not want anything for myself this year as I get what I want during the year, but this year I would like for you to use the gifts you were going to bestow to me on some of my good friends. So here it is: for Curt: a bottomless beer mug so he never has to leave us during v-herf to refill for Drew: a new modem/router so he can actually have a good time on the v-herf and we can enjoy his company for longer than a few minutes at a time For Brett: a clone of himself so he can actually stay on v-herf and not have to leave when there is a ring-a-ling-a-ling for Jim: please send one of your elves to put together his heater, because he his old and it is cold where he is, and we enjoy his company and done want him to get frostbite for Rob Green: a babysitter so he can spend more time with us herfing, and since I've been extra good this year a heater as well cause new England is cold! for Peter: a special clock that would allow him enough time for family stuff and friend stuff, without losing time with either! for Sam: A warm smoking shed with wifi access for Shane: a minion he can have with him at all times to make take shots with him! for Brian: an increase in the cigar budget, as well as a warm place to smoke! here is my list, there are so many more to add but not enough time right now, please accept the requests of my friends in my stead! Thank you Santa, and I Believe!


    I have never delivered alcohol and never will, You and your friends will have to cover that request. As for assembly of heaters and such gifts, that is where the Spirit of Christmas comes into play, friends should help friends.
    I'll see about the rest, according to my list of course!
    Merry Christmas!
    Ho ho ho!
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    catfishbluezz:
    Another Santa? Ccom is all cray cray lately. Bringing back memories of old



    Old memories can bring back smiles so I see this as a good thing.

    Merry Christmas my good man!
  • curtpickcurtpick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,600
    Even Santa needs a drink sometimes after a long holiday season next to the fire with the misses.
    Merry CHRISTmas everyone !
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    I see we have another alter ego.... That makes what, 20-something of them this month alone???
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    90+ Irishman:
    I see we have another alter ego.... That makes what, 20-something of them this month alone???

    just wait until everybody starts speaking there mind using the alter ego...

    Aj
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    So much disbelief, it saddens me to see it but I believe in you for what it's worth!
    Merry Christmas!
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    curtpick:
    Even Santa needs a drink sometimes after a long holiday season next to the fire with the misses.
    Merry CHRISTmas everyone !


    Once a year I indulge in a mug of Eggnog, one mind you, for my period of rest has to be short with the population of children growing daily.

    Merry Christmas.
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    Once again I must say goodbye for now but I will return to answer questions as my busy schedule allows.

    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good day!
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    Santa:
    So much disbelief, it saddens me to see it but I believe in you for what it's worth!
    Merry Christmas!
    gosh so sensitive! were just trying to get a rise out of ya santa.... hows Mrs Clause doing?

    Aj
  • RebelAngelRebelAngel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 100
    Santa:
    So much disbelief, it saddens me to see it but I believe in you for what it's worth!
    Merry Christmas!
    That's what Santa is all about, to remind us to "BELIEVE" and good things will happen. And you have a sense of humor too. I certainly believe in you, as I also believe in St. Nicholas. Merry Christmas Santa and have a safe flight.
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    In June bugs words go f yourself
  • LeftOversLeftOvers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 152
    big kisses santa
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    Lee.mcglynn:
    In June bugs words go f yourself



    That my good sir is not a nice thing to imply.
    Only in the mind of a true disbeliever will something like that even occur, so coal it will be for you.
    If we as a people become too involved in worldly matters to have a little belief, then I weep for humanity for commercialism has become the new master of thought in stead of the TRUE meaning of Christmas. Jesus Christ and the Glorious birth that took place in a Manger.
    Our Light and Hope for a Blessed Eternity!

    I would hope you will reconcider your words while there is still time until I fly on That Most Holy of Nights.
  • brianetz1brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    Santa:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    In June bugs words go f yourself



    That my good sir is not a nice thing to imply.
    Only in the mind of a true disbeliever will something like that even occur, so coal it will be for you.
    If we as a people become too involved in worldly matters to have a little belief, then I weep for humanity for commercialism has become the new master of thought in stead of the TRUE meaning of Christmas. Jesus Christ and the Glorious birth that took place in a Manger.
    Our Light and Hope for a Blessed Eternity!

    I would hope you will reconcider your words while there is still time until I fly on That Most Holy of Nights.
    does coal = ron mexico's, free cuba's or fighting cocks?

    are you popping metaphors on us santa?
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    brianetz1:
    Santa:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    In June bugs words go f yourself



    That my good sir is not a nice thing to imply.
    Only in the mind of a true disbeliever will something like that even occur, so coal it will be for you.
    If we as a people become too involved in worldly matters to have a little belief, then I weep for humanity for commercialism has become the new master of thought in stead of the TRUE meaning of Christmas. Jesus Christ and the Glorious birth that took place in a Manger.
    Our Light and Hope for a Blessed Eternity!

    I would hope you will reconcider your words while there is still time until I fly on That Most Holy of Nights.
    does coal = ron mexico's, free cuba's or fighting cocks?

    are you popping metaphors on us santa?



    Only spreading the Truth my son, to go through life without Hope and Belief is to go through life miserable because of uncertainty.
    Merry Christmas!
  • SantaSanta Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    Sadly this will be my last post until next December.
    To all who Believe and have posted kind words, Merry Christmas!
    To all who have been negative, it matters not if you Believe, because I and most importantly Jesus Christ, Believe in you!
    Have a Merry Christmas and remember to spread good cheer where ever you may be or go!
    Ho ho ho!
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Santa:
    Sadly this will be my last post until next December.
    To all who Believe and have posted kind words, Merry Christmas!
    To all who have been negative, it matters not if you Believe, because I and most importantly Jesus Christ, Believe in you!
    Have a Merry Christmas and remember to spread good cheer where ever you may be or go!
    Ho ho ho!
    Merry Christmas to you too Santa!!Thankyou for the reminder about the reason for the season..
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Santa...maybe you should get your post count up...then we might believe you lol
  • jd50aejd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    I remember as a kid the threat of coal was always there, but it was always oranges in the stockings.
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