Slip of the tongue

Tyland64

In between finishing up my class load and taking exams I have been run some errands. My in law's have been making a holiday treat for over 50 years. It is a hand made chocolate peanut butter ball and they are addicting. So my wife asked me to take some to our new friend at the Chamber of Commerce, she is a real sweet heart. To be careful I always ask is people are allergic to peanuts, well here is the slip, I asked her if she was allergic to penis, yes looking this little cutie in the eye, I said penis not peanut. To save me she said " I'm not allergic to either" smiled,gave me a hug and said thank you. I just walked out and laughed my a$$ off.

Ken Light

curtpick

ROTFLMAO ! As Ken said !..... WELL ?????

New Boots

Tyland64:

In between finishing up my class load and taking exams I have been run some errands. My in law's have been making a holiday treat for over 50 years. It is a hand made chocolate peanut butter ball and they are addicting. So my wife asked me to take some to our new friend at the Chamber of Commerce, she is a real sweet heart. To be careful I always ask is people are allergic to peanuts, well here is the slip, I asked her if she was allergic to penis, yes looking this little cutie in the eye, I said penis not peanut. To save me she said " I'm not allergic to either" smiled,gave me a hug and said thank you. I just walked out and laughed my a$$ off.

The proper response would be - "Care to prove it?"

0patience

Wife and were at a restaurant sometime back and I wanted a burger and fries. The waitress asked for our order and I promptly ordered a burger and a side of thighs. Waitress laughed, momma didn't. Sometimes the wife has no sense of humor.

WaltBasil

webmost

Yabbut... how does she feel about nuts?

MorganGeo

Tyland64

WaltBasil

New Boots

Tyland64

Sasquatch

He does drive a van with free candy painted on the side.

Tyland64

Sasquatch:

He does drive a van with free candy painted on the side.

Lol sick man. I sold the van lol.....

Bigshizza

Awesome story! I just finished my quarter! You can do it!

kingjk729

Tyland64:

Sasquatch:

He does drive a van with free candy painted on the side.

Lol sick man. I sold the van lol.....

Yea NY refused to allow him into the state unless he left the van in Michigan and agreed to not purchase any vans in NY.

Tyland64

kingjk729:

Tyland64:

Sasquatch:

He does drive a van with free candy painted on the side.

Lol sick man. I sold the van lol.....

Yea NY refused to allow him into the state unless he left the van in Michigan and agreed to not purchase any vans in NY.

Your not suppose to tell anyone lol......

perkinke

0patience:

Wife and were at a restaurant sometime back and I wanted a burger and fries. The waitress asked for our order and I promptly ordered a burger and a side of thighs. Waitress laughed, momma didn't. Sometimes the wife has no sense of humor.

I did something similar at a bar i worked at in college with a new bartender. Ordered a burger and when she asked me what kind of cheese I said "sweater, er, uh, cheddar." My girlfriend laughed her butt off.