I manage to get myself in trouble

0patience

Bigshizza

We are visual creatures and observant.... You just got caught thinking out loud! Lmao

jd50ae

We were having a bite to eat. Me and 3 female members of the family when one of them mentioned a female friends name, and with out thinking I said "I would love to see her naked". Of course it was a purely academic observation on my part, but I had some explaining to do.

jadelt

YankeeMan

jd50ae

perkinke

Toombes

I was tattooing a female client who also happens to be a close friend. My phone rings and it was my wife. Since I was working on her back, I asked if she could put my phone on speaker. When my wife asked if I was busy I told her bluntly, "Actually, I am. I've been poking Amanda for the past hour.". Then it struck me what I had just said. My couch is not nearly as comfortable as it looks...