Four words I hate hearing!

New Boots

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

0patience

New Boots

Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!

twistedstem

dennisking

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

0patience

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Ok, you win! ROFL!

bandyt09

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Good news, it's twins.

jd50ae

We need to talk....

Echambers

We're out of bourbon.

danielzreyes

We're out of nachos

New Boots

danielzreyes:

We're out of nachos

Not the NACHOS!

bwcarter54

Honey, I got fired.

JSaint

A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?

phobicsquirrel

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)

New Boots

hey guys, watch this!

0patience

variant2

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

And it's not yours.

twistedstem

Your old girlfriend called...

Bigshizza

Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Sasquatch

JSaint

Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....

twistedstem

Sorry about the car

Bob Luken

Ken Light

What did you order????

New Boots

You don't need more

twistedstem

Does it get bigger?

Mandobro

Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.

twistedstem

do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..

bandyt09

Gray4lines

90+ Irishman

Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"