Four words I hate hearing!

New Boots · 2013 21

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

0patience · 2013 21

New Boots:
I. Want. To. Redecorate.

I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

New Boots · 2013 21

Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!

twistedstem · 2013 21

0patience:
New Boots:
I. Want. To. Redecorate.
I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??

dennisking · 2013 21

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

0patience · 2013 21

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Ok, you win! ROFL!

bandyt09 · 2013 21

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Good news, it's twins.

jd50ae · 2013 21

We need to talk....

Echambers · 2013 21

We're out of bourbon.

danielzreyes · 2013 21

We're out of nachos

New Boots · 2013 21

danielzreyes:
We're out of nachos

Not the NACHOS!

bwcarter54 · 2013 21

Honey, I got fired.

JSaint · 2013 21

A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?

phobicsquirrel · 2013 21

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)

New Boots · 2013 21

hey guys, watch this!

0patience · 2013 22

New Boots:
hey guys, watch this!

If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.
And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it.

variant2 · 2013 22

dennisking:
Hey honey, I'm pregnant

And it's not yours.

twistedstem · 2013 22

Your old girlfriend called...

Bigshizza · 2013 22

Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Sasquatch · 2013 22

"Here hold my beer"

Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this."

JSaint · 2013 22

Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....

twistedstem · 2013 22

Sorry about the car

Bob Luken · 2013 22

Mold? No that's plume.

(Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.)

Ken Light · 2013 22

What did you order????

New Boots · 2013 22

You don't need more

twistedstem · 2013 22

Does it get bigger?

Mandobro · 2013 22

Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.

twistedstem · 2013 22

do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..

bandyt09 · 2013 22

Bigshizza:
Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Jim, can you count?

Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4.

Gray4lines · 2013 22

twistedstem:
Does it get bigger?

Lolol!!!

Do me a favor...

90+ Irishman · 2013 22

Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"

Four words I hate hearing!

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