Four words I hate hearing!

New Boots

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

0patience

New Boots:

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

New Boots

Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!

twistedstem

0patience:

New Boots:

I. Want. To. Redecorate.

I have a headache?
The kids are awake?
I wish you'd wash. LOL!

We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??

dennisking

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

0patience

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Ok, you win! ROFL!

bandyt09

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Good news, it's twins.

jd50ae

We need to talk....

Echambers

We're out of bourbon.

danielzreyes

We're out of nachos

New Boots

danielzreyes:

We're out of nachos

Not the NACHOS!

bwcarter54

Honey, I got fired.

JSaint

A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?

phobicsquirrel

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)

New Boots

hey guys, watch this!

0patience

New Boots:

hey guys, watch this!

If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.
And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it.

variant2

dennisking:

Hey honey, I'm pregnant

And it's not yours.

twistedstem

Your old girlfriend called...

Bigshizza

Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Sasquatch

"Here hold my beer"

Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this."

JSaint

Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....

twistedstem

Sorry about the car

Bob Luken

Mold? No that's plume.

(Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.)

Ken Light

What did you order????

New Boots

You don't need more

twistedstem

Does it get bigger?

Mandobro

Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.

twistedstem

do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..

bandyt09

Bigshizza:

Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?

Jim, can you count?

Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4.

Gray4lines

twistedstem:

Does it get bigger?

Lolol!!!

Do me a favor...

90+ Irishman

Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"