Rainman, time for Wapner
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So. I take the wife to a doctor's appt in Longview, Wa. About 60 miles from here this afternoon.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.
She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.
So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??
No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!
Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!
I hope you're happy.
1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!
And here is the devastation he hit me with.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.
She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.
So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??
No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!
Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!
I hope you're happy.
1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!
And here is the devastation he hit me with.
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But these sticks look amazing! Nice hit Rain!
AWESOME
Hmmph!
Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.
Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
Sorry, but this is getting even funnier at your expense. I apologize.