Silly ironic situations -

LiquidChaos66

Here is mine for the day....

Im typing up a letter to go along with my speeding ticket to the circuit court... while watching Top Gear.

TwoThingism

I don't have anything that happened today, but I do have one related to cars.

A few years ago, I got rear ended on the same day I received a safe driver discount.

kaspera79

TwoThingism:

I don't have anything that happened today, but I do have one related to cars.

A few years ago, I got rear ended on the same day I received a safe driver discount.

That's pretty funny... Did they take back your discount ?

0patience

I once got cited for not having chains on in a snow zone when I went up to fix the snow plow that was broken in the middle of the pass.
Luckily, the judge threw it out, as my truck is exempt from that particular law.

Echambers

Last time I had to go to court with my ex (and where I got full custody if the kids and she was found in contempt on three counts) was on.....St Valentine's Day

jgibv

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

webmost

Echambers:

Last time I had to go to court with my ex (and where I got full custody if the kids and she was found in contempt on three counts) was on.....St Valentine's Day

Bwahahahaha!

YankeeMan

Echambers:

Last time I had to go to court with my ex (and where I got full custody if the kids and she was found in contempt on three counts) was on.....St Valentine's Day

It does NOT get any better than that!

New Boots

jgibv:

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break?

jgibv

New Boots:

jgibv:

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break?

Ding ding ding!!! We have a winner!
I don't think I have your addy - please PM it to me.

raisindot

Wish I had a picture, but when peering into the fridge I saw that the wife had bought one of those rolled up Pillsbury dough tubes with the title:

Pillsbury Artisanal Pizza Crust

Hmmmm...might this in any way be related to the Pillsbury Gourmand Crescent Rolls? Should I top this with Kraft Artisanal Cheezewiz?

You think the 22-year old marketing guys at these companies laugh their a***s off when come up with names like this, or do they truly think their target audiences are morons? Probably both.

TwoThingism

kaspera79:

TwoThingism:

I don't have anything that happened today, but I do have one related to cars.

A few years ago, I got rear ended on the same day I received a safe driver discount.

That's pretty funny... Did they take back your discount ?

No but I had to wait a while to get another discount.

macs-smokes

Echambers:

Last time I had to go to court with my ex (and where I got full custody if the kids and she was found in contempt on three counts) was on.....St Valentine's Day

. Karma... nuff said.

kuzi16

New Boots:

jgibv:

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break?

the only thing ironic about that entire song is that nothing in that song is ironic at all. its just a list of things that suck

now, if that was the goal of the song then good job.

if she actually believes that those things are ironic, she better head back to high school english class.

Echambers

kuzi16:

New Boots:

jgibv:

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break?

the only thing ironic about that entire song is that nothing in that song is ironic at all. its just a list of things that suck

now, if that was the goal of the song then good job.

if she actually believes that those things are ironic, she better head back to high school english class.

+100. Wait can we still plus or is that a no-no now?

jgibv

kuzi16:

New Boots:

jgibv:

Getting stuck in a traffic jam when you're already late.

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break?

the only thing ironic about that entire song is that nothing in that song is ironic at all. its just a list of things that suck

now, if that was the goal of the song then good job.

if she actually believes that those things are ironic, she better head back to high school english class.

LOL - so true. She is Canadian though, maybe they have a different idea of irony in the great white north.

Echambers:

+100. Wait can we still plus or is that a no-no now?

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