I guess I'm predictable.

Options
0patience
0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
in Non Cigar Related
My wife and I went to the department/grocery store or what ever you call those things.
She said go look around, she'll get the things she needs and find me.
It's big. How you gonna find me?
She just smiles, I shrug and go on my merry way looking at stuff.
About 45 minutes goes by and she's all done and she comes and gets me.
I asked her if she's been looking for me long?
Nope! I knew where to find you.
HUH?
It seems I am so predictable that I would be in one of three places.
Sporting goods (guns, fishing, etc), electronics (computer, games and stuff) or candy.
Wow, she's good. LOL!
So now I realize there is no hiding from her. LOL!
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    ROFL! THE MAN'S STORE!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • perkinke
    perkinke Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,562
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Amos Umwhat
    Amos Umwhat Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,523
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
    Daddy Day Care.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Sasquatch
    Sasquatch Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 228
    Great story!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Amos Umwhat:
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    Hey, that gives me a great idea for a new retail franchise!!! A sporting goods/electronics store with candy counters and a big walk-in humidor!!
    Throw in bbq/burger/hotdog counter and you're the man's Macy's.
    Daddy Day Care.
    Women across the nation would be loving it.
    I can see it now.

    Ma'am, how long are you leaving him here?
    About 2 hours, I need to go get my hair done.
    Are there any allergies or special needs for him?
    No, just don't let him eat too much candy, I don't want to ruin his dinner and be careful with milk products.
    Ma'am, we do not have milk products here, so he should be fine. Leave him to us and he'll be happy.

    ROFL!!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • honorknight7
    honorknight7 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 525
    You MUST open one of those around here, I have nothing to do over my 16 hours a week of internship, that would be awesome, could probably even get my wife to give me a "concessions" allowance for food/drinks/smokes for while I'm there :-D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Categories