Back to the original topic, no, I don't like pranks. I don't like them at all. Especially those involving bombing. Boy, I hate it when people here bomb me with well-aged Opus X, God of Fire, My Father, Padron Anniversary (1964 and 1926), Ashton VSG cigars, 12-year-old single malt scotch and bourbon. And I especially hate those people who prank me by sending krugerands. Boy, that gets my blood boiling!!!!!
Yeah, but some pranks aren't good. I'll never forget that nasty prank by the Johnny Knoxville/Jackass crew where they placed a babydoll in a car seat on the roof of their vehicle, then drove around with it. They giggled like demented little schoolgirls while decent people tried to stop them from killing a baby. Yeah, real funny, a**hole.
Yeah, but some pranks aren't good. I'll never forget that nasty prank by the Johnny Knoxville/Jackass crew where they placed a babydoll in a car seat on the roof of their vehicle, then drove around with it. They giggled like demented little schoolgirls while decent people tried to stop them from killing a baby. Yeah, real funny, a**hole.
Yeah, It's called Jackass for a reason. Pisses me off that those fools make millions while hard working people struggle to make ends meet.
Back to the original topic, no, I don't like pranks. I don't like them at all. Especially those involving bombing. Boy, I hate it when people here bomb me with well-aged Opus X, God of Fire, My Father, Padron Anniversary (1964 and 1926), Ashton VSG cigars, 12-year-old single malt scotch and bourbon. And I especially hate those people who prank me by sending krugerands. Boy, that gets my blood boiling!!!!!
One time at karaoke, someone took someone else's phone and called the Brigade Commander at two in the morning. Pranks are awesome, and a military tradition. In Iraq, we told a new truck commander that a bright red switch opened his truck door. Actually it released fire suppressant inside of his truck. In hindsight, I'm glad that no sensitive items were destroyed.I knew a SGT that called one of his Joe's parents to inform them that their son was AWOL, which upset them dearly. When the soldier got his phone back, he had a lot of explaining to do. In hindsight, I think it's funny but I feel (Slightly) bad for the parents.I heard of a soldier that replaced his Warrant Officer's TRUMASS and protein. I hear that said Warrant Officer could not explain his sudden weight gain.As for the last one...I'll show you what happens when your CO schedules a last minute PT test. Yep, the old frozen sunglasses treatment.
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