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How Long Does It Take You To Pack Up A Flat Rate?

FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
Seems like it takes me forever. I usually try to send out a few (at least 2 or 3) at a time and it becomes a whole afternoon ordeal. I got to go through PM's or my list to get the address, check their bio wish and favorite list to see if I have anything on it, go to the humi or cooler where I think I have that cigar stashed (none of my three coolers are in the same spot of the house) pack up all the cigars, throw in a humi pillow, write a note, adress stamp and tape the crap out of the box, then save the tracking number to my phone or this site so I can get easy access to it for checking the status, kiss the box with love and send it off. I know we all go through the same process but why does it take me so long?

Anyways on to the real reason to all this rambling, I am way behind on several packages but I just spent $71 at the PO on stamps so be on the look out. Now all I need is the kids to go to bed early so I can do my favorite rituals in peace and quiet. That and go back for more stamps and box's to bomb some fresh meat. Only got just enough right now for some return fire.
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  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Not much of an ordeal on my end. I use the USPS website's click and ship program to print out the mailing labels with postageg plus save 25 cents off the regular price that way. I've always got a stash of at least 10 small flat rate boxes and the next size up. All cigars are located in the BFH.

    Hardest part for me is cutting out the label and taping it to the box. The main post office is on my way to work so I just swing into the parking lot (its at 6:15AM so no one is there) ride right up to the door, dismount the hog and throw the box in the receptacle.
  • thedjfish@comcast.netthedjfish@comcast.net Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,533
    you see yall are still shipping virgins, i have a scale, i order bulk box's from usps, i got a new printer and spare ink, my lables are sticky, and i use water tape when needed.
    you gonna play hard you need to be harcore!!!
    damn virgins , lol
  • BrianakBrianak Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 227
    I have the post office deliver flat rate boxes. Then I use the click and ship to pay postage and print the label. Then I drop off the boxes at the PO.
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    rsherman24:
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
    Bwahaha... that's what I'm talking about. BTW... who did you bomb? Rob? or the DJ?
  • rsherman24rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    WaltBasil:
    rsherman24:
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
    Bwahaha... that's what I'm talking about. BTW... who did you bomb? Rob? or the DJ?

    Rob. Heard he is running low on sticks.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    rsherman24:
    WaltBasil:
    rsherman24:
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
    Bwahaha... that's what I'm talking about. BTW... who did you bomb? Rob? or the DJ?

    Rob. Heard he is running low on sticks.
    Roger that.
  • jd50aejd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    Absoooolutly know what you mean. I get my flat rates in a ten pack from the post office or have other sizes delivered. Pre-printed return labels are free from people who want your money and for some reason I have plenty of humi bags and zip locks. My problem is getting orders in and delivered. So, I might have flat rates ready to go weeks in advance but am waiting on cigars because not everyone likes what I smoke (which is a good thing in my view). i should change my avatar to "the 2nd Wed of the month".
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    rsherman24:
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
    That's funny right there!!
  • FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    rsherman24:
    WaltBasil:
    rsherman24:
    I just bombed you in the time it took me to read your post.

    I have all addys in a spreadsheet, and if you use the USPS site like Walt said you can save them to an address book for future use. I try to choose sticks people want to try or what I think they may like off their Bio so that may take some time.
    Bwahaha... that's what I'm talking about. BTW... who did you bomb? Rob? or the DJ?

    Rob. Heard he is running low on sticks.
    Someone lied to you, send them to Walt. He has lots of room and I have zero space.
  • FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    FireRob:
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
    Rob, weren't you the one who last sent me some esteban something or others? The Covenent. Etc.? I'd have to go back and check my threads to be sure...
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    I take the bag to the post office and put it in a box, write on the label and hand it to the folks. Easy lol.
  • FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
    Rob, weren't you the one who last sent me some esteban something or others? The Covenent. Etc.? I'd have to go back and check my threads to be sure...
    Umm no.... Walt, you might want to see a doctor about the memory confusion your experiencing (or get some pills from JD) If I recall correctly Sherm sent you some a while back. Yep, that's right, remember clear as day, it was Sherm. You and me are square, in fact I prob need to add you to the list cause I still got the better end of the deal on the "embarrassed by what's in your humi trade"
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    Another nice thing about having the Wineador is it makes it pretty easy to pick sticks out. I've been stocking it up pretty well so far but still don;t have a whole lot in there which makes it easier too. I have to say though that it is easier picking out stuff to send than it is picking just one to smoke lol.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    FireRob:
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
    Rob, weren't you the one who last sent me some esteban something or others? The Covenent. Etc.? I'd have to go back and check my threads to be sure...
    Umm no.... Walt, you might want to see a doctor about the memory confusion your experiencing (or get some pills from JD) If I recall correctly Sherm sent you some a while back. Yep, that's right, remember clear as day, it was Sherm. You and me are square, in fact I prob need to add you to the list cause I still got the better end of the deal on the "embarrassed by what's in your humi trade"
    We are more than square bro. In fact, I just smoked my last Covenent earlier this week. I really enjoyed it.
  • avengethisavengethis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,193
    Pretty much just like this
  • jsnakejsnake Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    It takes me some time. Get the materials. Make sure I have the right sticks. Writed down all the addys. Package boxes. Wonder if I should or can put in another stick or two. Forget who the box is going to that I just taped shut. Drop off at USPS. Contemplate whether I packaged well enough and man I should have put in another stick. Go home. Do my home stuff. Forget about posting DC #s.
  • The3StogiesThe3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    Pre-pick the sticks the night before and set them on top tray of humi. Writing a note and packing, fondling the sticks gently, about 30 minutes. Think about that next time I bomb you, your sticks have been fondled. Get my packaging materials from work, don't know what I'll do when I retire.
  • MorganGeoMorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    Plus, you can schedule online for the Mailman to pick up a package from you mail box. No need to even go to the PO. Makes it quicker to punish the likes of sherm, shizz, etc. :)
  • FireRobFireRob Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
    Rob, weren't you the one who last sent me some esteban something or others? The Covenent. Etc.? I'd have to go back and check my threads to be sure...
    Umm no.... Walt, you might want to see a doctor about the memory confusion your experiencing (or get some pills from JD) If I recall correctly Sherm sent you some a while back. Yep, that's right, remember clear as day, it was Sherm. You and me are square, in fact I prob need to add you to the list cause I still got the better end of the deal on the "embarrassed by what's in your humi trade"
    We are more than square bro. In fact, I just smoked my last Covenent earlier this week. I really enjoyed it.
    I have not tried that one yet, what about the Chupacabra's, finish those off?
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Takes awhile....mainly cause I can never find what I'm looking for right off the bat. But, then again, I rediscover lost cigars... Lol...
  • Darktower007Darktower007 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,122
    After recon on bio's Picking or buying is simple for me. The tough part is standing in line for 30 minutes while the people in front of me tell their life story to the postman!
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    FireRob:
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    WaltBasil:
    FireRob:
    What is really funny, several of you commenting on here are the ones I had on my list....
    Rob, weren't you the one who last sent me some esteban something or others? The Covenent. Etc.? I'd have to go back and check my threads to be sure...
    Umm no.... Walt, you might want to see a doctor about the memory confusion your experiencing (or get some pills from JD) If I recall correctly Sherm sent you some a while back. Yep, that's right, remember clear as day, it was Sherm. You and me are square, in fact I prob need to add you to the list cause I still got the better end of the deal on the "embarrassed by what's in your humi trade"
    We are more than square bro. In fact, I just smoked my last Covenent earlier this week. I really enjoyed it.
    I have not tried that one yet, what about the Chupacabra's, finish those off?
    enjoyed them as well. I think they died of arsen within 2 weeks.
  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Hours......lol for multiple! ;-)
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Dang! Ya'll are hard core! Can't imagine having to search through multiple coolers to find specific sticks to send out. Got everything in one trusty humidor. Seem to bomb or smoke as many as I receive or buy, so everything stays pretty even.

    Pick out the sticks I want to send, or stop at the B&M to grab a few, stop at the Post Office and pick up a few flat rates, and off they go. No muss. No fuss. No fondling. Easy peasy.
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    I just took this challenge and the result was 2 Small Flat Rate boxes, 16 cigars total, in 7 minutes. I guess the results will be known on Monday on how well I did.
  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Leave it to Todd to take up the challenge of finding out. LOL!

  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Puff_Dougie:
    Dang! Ya'll are hard core! Can't imagine having to search through multiple coolers to find specific sticks to send out. Got everything in one trusty humidor. Seem to bomb or smoke as many as I receive or buy, so everything stays pretty even.

    Pick out the sticks I want to send, or stop at the B&M to grab a few, stop at the Post Office and pick up a few flat rates, and off they go. No muss. No fuss. No fondling. Easy peasy.
    I honestly cannot imagine having that many cigars to go through.
  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Puff_Dougie:
    Dang! Ya'll are hard core! Can't imagine having to search through multiple coolers to find specific sticks to send out. Got everything in one trusty humidor. Seem to bomb or smoke as many as I receive or buy, so everything stays pretty even.

    Pick out the sticks I want to send, or stop at the B&M to grab a few, stop at the Post Office and pick up a few flat rates, and off they go. No muss. No fuss. No fondling. Easy peasy.
    Lately, I send an email saying I want to bomb this person, put me a package together and send it.
    A real nice person at ccom obliges. ROFL!
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