Official Sock Porn Thread

90+ Irishman

So I figured it might be fun to start an official sock porn thread and I wanted to break in my new Man United socks so here it is boys and girls. DZR I hope to see a new pic a day in here from the man who started this crazy shenanigans hahaha. No stogie stand since I can't find mine. Pretty sure the missus packed it away when we thought we were moving but will locate it later.

Unicorn

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

90+ Irishman

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

jlmarta

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

90+ Irishman

BWAHAHAHAHA love your style Marty and thanks for the addition

twistedstem

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

ok now can you smoke it like that ????

Unicorn

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

twistedstem

Unicorn:

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??

90+ Irishman

Had this one on the back deck while my son was finger painting and his Momma was hanging and laughing

Toombes

Bacon socks, I win!!

90+ Irishman

Toombes:

Bacon socks, I win!!

Touché!

jd50ae

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:

Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

D@mn you beat me to it.

Unicorn

twistedstem:

Unicorn:

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??

Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

jlmarta

Unicorn:

twistedstem:

Unicorn:

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??

Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO

Unicorn

Ooh I missed that. Lol. Yes. Let's hear it!

danielzreyes

From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy

90+ Irishman

Man that is sexy ^^^^^

Bigshizza

Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!

90+ Irishman

Bigshizza:

Nothing says sexy like Ted hose and hospital socks!!

Sexy smoke, stogie stand and pantyhose Jim... But the socks could be better :P

Chemnitz

danielzreyes:

From what I can gather, this was the very first ever sockporn photo. From what my records show, it was taken 77 weeks ago. Notice the 3 main necessary ingredients that's needed to create these infamous photos of sockagery. Enjoy

Finally, a professional! Was about to give up on this thread.

jlmarta

Here's a professional oldfart's version of sock porn:

90+ Irishman

Nice!!!! Ernesto does some brilliant smokes! Hope you enjoyed Marty!

Unicorn

I don't do socks.

Rain

B+

Unicorn

Rain:

B+

What makes an A?

jlmarta

Unicorn:

I don't do socks.

Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL

twistedstem

jlmarta:

Unicorn:

twistedstem:

Unicorn:

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??

Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO

well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!

Unicorn

jlmarta:

Unicorn:

I don't do socks.

Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL

I lit it outside, then tried out that V herf thing y'all are always talking about. Fun!

jlmarta

twistedstem:

jlmarta:

Unicorn:

twistedstem:

Unicorn:

jlmarta:

90+ Irishman:

Unicorn:

Nice! I need a stand and some cute socks to participate.

Stockings and toes would work for you well enough I bet HAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a stand, either, but who needs one? Heres my contribution for the day:



Life's too much fun to take it very seriously, right?? ??

I'm a PT and I really just want to work on your scar. I cannot go anywhere without wanting to fix people.

soo i ever tell you how i got these scars??

Is there a good story? I've never heard. Pretty new here!

This oughta be good! Twisted stem is gonna tell you how he got my scars?? I'm all ears.... LMAO

well if i remeber correctly was the summer of 83 or was it 84?anyway me and JAY were working as rustabouts for the felini brothers circus.we where on route to our next venue when this huge storm comes upon us and throws us about for a good couple hours.finally when the smoke clears there we are on some guys farm.in the midst of accesing all the damage Jay finds the lion has escaped his cage and found his way into the farmers house.knowing that lion cant resisit a little sock porn jay decides to lure him back with is sexy sockage unfortunately it did not turn out well for him!!

By golly, that's right! I remember it all, now. Nicely done, Vance. At least it's a lot better story than a 5-way bypass..... ??

jimmyv723

Unicorn:

I don't do socks.

Like I didn't want to try the Melanio enough as it was

Bob Luken

jlmarta:

Unicorn:

I don't do socks.

Well, socks are one thing... But, uh, ya know, the bleepin' cigar is s'posed to be LIT.....!! I mean, anybody can lay an unlit stick on their ankle. SMOKIN' em is what cigars are all about.. LOL

Well at least you fellers got to see the the pic. All I see is "Sorry, this person has moved or deleted this image"