Favorite Chuck Norris jokes

Rain · September 2014

On the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it states the Chuck Norris holds all the world records, the people listed are the closest to him Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

jd50ae · September 2014

No_one21 · September 2014

The tears of Chuck Norris will cure cancer. But Chuck Norris will never cry.

kuzi16 · September 2014

jimmyv723 · September 2014

kuzi16 · September 2014

Chuck Norris doesnt need twitter. He is already following you.

Rain · September 2014

Jesus turns water in to wine. Chuck Norris turns water in to pain.

Retircs1 · September 2014

the difference between Chuck Norris and President Barak Obama is one is and actor the other can really fight

90+ Irishman · September 2014

Bob Luken · September 2014

kuzi16 · September 2014

AshMe · September 2014

lol I've never knew things were like this with Ol Chuck. I guess since I didn't grow up in the states I never really experienced it as a kid. Man these are funny!!! A couple actually made me laugh out loud.

Chemnitz · September 2014

Darktower007 · September 2014

Rain · September 2014

james40 · September 2014

Chuck N · September 2014

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Favorite Chuck Norris jokes

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