After reading these threads the one thing I realized I should do with my vast and copious amounts of imaginary winnings is to buy a box of Backwoods!!!!
I would open the greatest tattoo studio ever imagined, complete with an indoor skate park and a stage area for bands to play. There would likely be a cigar lounge and full service bar in it as well. Oh, and I'd buy(hire, whatever) a couple of midgets to be my personal assistants.
with the left over money after taxes...I would give a couple million the upstanding churches in my community, donate another million or so to charities like The Navigators, World Vision, Air 1 Radio, Project AK-47, and possibly a few others. I would then give a 10-20k to my family and good friends and with the little I have rest I would buy a "fix me up" property with a few acres, a GOF 2006 churchill by carlito and sit on my porch smoking and watching the sunset.
I would "negotiate" with SallieMae for a payoff and then send in a check that 85% of what we agreed(mean I know, but you have not received 21 phone calls from them(between cell and home phones))
I would build a new house on our property where we currently live and absorbing a few extra lots.
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