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  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Why not a lot of cookies? I don't either. I just make 'em.
  • Rob1110Rob1110 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,454
    Are we seriously 7 pages into this and still not a single cigar review? Or was there one?

    And I'd challenge you to a bake-off. Definitely can hold my own in a cook-off but I'm pretty confident in my baking skills as well. Actually, I'm making another batch of cider and will have lots of apple and pear pulp soon. Was thinking of making a bunch of loaves of apple-pear bread. A friend of mine owns a breakfast place nearby and was going to bring a few loaves to her for french toast. Throw some ginger infused syrup together to top those bad-boys off and you've got breakfast.
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Rob1110:
    Are we seriously 7 pages into this and still not a single cigar review? Or was there one?

    And I'd challenge you to a bake-off. Definitely can hold my own in a cook-off but I'm pretty confident in my baking skills as well. Actually, I'm making another batch of cider and will have lots of apple and pear pulp soon. Was thinking of making a bunch of loaves of apple-pear bread. A friend of mine owns a breakfast place nearby and was going to bring a few loaves to her for french toast. Throw some ginger infused syrup together to top those bad-boys off and you've got breakfast.
    Damn that sounds delish..
  • brianetz1brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    Rob1110:
    Are we seriously 7 pages into this and still not a single cigar review? Or was there one?

    And I'd challenge you to a bake-off. Definitely can hold my own in a cook-off but I'm pretty confident in my baking skills as well. Actually, I'm making another batch of cider and will have lots of apple and pear pulp soon. Was thinking of making a bunch of loaves of apple-pear bread. A friend of mine owns a breakfast place nearby and was going to bring a few loaves to her for french toast. Throw some ginger infused syrup together to top those bad-boys off and you've got breakfast.
    i bet this tastes absolutely horrible.....you're going to have to send me some so i can verify your claims of deliciousness
  • reggie713reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    Unicorn:
    Why not a lot of cookies? I don't either. I just make 'em.
    I try to eat healthy most of the time ;) now if you could do some sort of high protein cookie I'd be all about it!
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Rob1110:
    Are we seriously 7 pages into this and still not a single cigar review? Or was there one?

    And I'd challenge you to a bake-off. Definitely can hold my own in a cook-off but I'm pretty confident in my baking skills as well. Actually, I'm making another batch of cider and will have lots of apple and pear pulp soon. Was thinking of making a bunch of loaves of apple-pear bread. A friend of mine owns a breakfast place nearby and was going to bring a few loaves to her for french toast. Throw some ginger infused syrup together to top those bad-boys off and you've got breakfast.
    Rob! Were you not paying attention? I reviewed two cigars. They were both yummy and fucking good respectively. I could totally take you in a cookie bake-off. I have never met a better cookie baker.

    I am so hungry now. Apple pear bread!!
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    reggie713:
    Unicorn:
    Why not a lot of cookies? I don't either. I just make 'em.
    I try to eat healthy most of the time ;) now if you could do some sort of high protein cookie I'd be all about it!
    Reggie I make a gluten free peanut butter cookie that is good for post lifting. You need da carbs then.
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Okay, so last night I talked some shop via Skype with one of my homies and then he had to go, and I had half of a cigar left, so I hopped on vherf. Surprise! It was like the best reunion ever... Jiiun and Roman, who dragged me into this mess. (thanks guys)

    Ok, here's my review of the Undercrown Gran Toro that Ro told me I should smoke tonight.

    DELICIOUS! I loved it. It burned really well until I got distracted texting on my phone and left it sitting too long. Oops. It tasted great with the giant jug of water I had because I had just finished cardio. It did not however, pair well with the strawberry protein shake I chugged after. It made me want to learn how to blow smoke rings. The end.

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    Here's who I want to convert to cigars once she's no longer knocked up. This is my "baby" sister, who is 3 inches taller than me. Neither one of us can play basketball to save our lives but we can reach all the high shelves in the house.

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  • reggie713reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    Unicorn:
    reggie713:
    Unicorn:
    Why not a lot of cookies? I don't either. I just make 'em.
    I try to eat healthy most of the time ;) now if you could do some sort of high protein cookie I'd be all about it!
    Reggie I make a gluten free peanut butter cookie that is good for post lifting. You need da carbs then.
    Keep me in mind next time you make a batch of those!!
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Sure thing. Ask Trident how he liked them... I sent him those last week.
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    We've now had 3 cigar reviews and now need the most important review of them all... Cookie review.
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Eulogy:
    We've now had 3 cigar reviews and now need the most important review of them all... Cookie review.
    Ask DZR tomorrow. :)
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    If he reviews it on the V-herf, he can make everyone jealous.
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Eulogy:
    If he reviews it on the V-herf, he can make everyone jealous.
    That's a great idea. I hope those things show up not in pieces.
  • denniskingdennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    Daniel is gonna have his #cookieshot on Instagram as soon as he cracks in to those.
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    I'm not really a baker but do like to cook and am pretty good at that. A few years ago though I saw a recipe for what I think they called Monster Cookies. It was like Chocolate Chip Cookies but it had white and milk chocolate chips and then you added m&ms, peanut butter, oatmeal and raisins (used Craisins which are dried cranberries instead) and they were really good as you can imagine.
  • e6specialke6specialk Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 216
    Those cookies look amazing!
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    dennisking:
    Daniel is gonna have his #cookieshot on Instagram as soon as he cracks in to those.
    Oh he's an Instagram dude? Well hopefully he sends me a pic. I wanna see how they make out going all the way across the country.
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    jimmyv723:
    I'm not really a baker but do like to cook and am pretty good at that. A few years ago though I saw a recipe for what I think they called Monster Cookies. It was like Chocolate Chip Cookies but it had white and milk chocolate chips and then you added m&ms, peanut butter, oatmeal and raisins (used Craisins which are dried cranberries instead) and they were really good as you can imagine.
    Monster cookies are soo good!
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    My absolute favorite to make is called a brownie chubette. Dark and chocolatey...mocha flavored with chunks of dark chocolate and pecans.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    Unicorn:
    dennisking:
    Daniel is gonna have his #cookieshot on Instagram as soon as he cracks in to those.
    Oh he's an Instagram dude? Well hopefully he sends me a pic. I wanna see how they make out going all the way across the country.
    LOL. It's #sammichshot, and I only do them on my FB.


    Instagram @stogiestand
  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    Unicorn:
    My absolute favorite to make is called a brownie chubette. Dark and chocolatey...mocha flavored with chunks of dark chocolate and pecans.
    Oh word?? That's wsup
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    smoke em if you got em:
    Unicorn:
    My absolute favorite to make is called a brownie chubette. Dark and chocolatey...mocha flavored with chunks of dark chocolate and pecans.
    Oh word?? That's wsup
    Ro you crack me up. :)
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Do you overnight express? My wife would love those. Lol
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    roland_7707:
    Do you overnight express? My wife would love those. Lol
    You are the sweetest... thinking of her! These cookies are tough to mail. They are fragile.
  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    Unicorn:
    smoke em if you got em:
    Unicorn:
    My absolute favorite to make is called a brownie chubette. Dark and chocolatey...mocha flavored with chunks of dark chocolate and pecans.
    Oh word?? That's wsup
    Ro you crack me up. :)
    Glad we got the name thing worked out....naw mean?
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
  • TridentTrident Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,005
    Chocolate chip Pecan Cookies Review

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    Number of cookies consumed for review: 3
    construction: slightly irregular, but solid construction, even after interstate transport
    Color: light blonde color with choc and pecan chunks
    Nose: a smooth choc nose with hints of nuts
    flavor: Just as your expected...some yummy cookie dough in the background, that is not too sweet, yet flavorful. Nice hints of chocolate that pair nicely with the pecans.

    Overall:94. There is a nice nose combined with a great palate. the finish is short, but delicious. Overal medium bodied with full flavor. I definitely recommend getting some of these. DO IT NOW!
  • EulogyEulogy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,295
    It's the Oliva "V" Melanio of cookies.
  • UnicornUnicorn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Last night I decided to throw caution to the wind and sat down with a tiny amount of cask strength whiskey and a very nice cigar, both given to me Roman. The cigar was the Ave Maria Reconquista, which came in a cool little coffin. I love that. Anyways, I thought this cigar was one of the best that I have tried so far. A stronger cigar that was more difficult to retrohale, although that also could've been because it was 45 fucking degrees outside.

    The whiskey surprised me.... At first I could barely swallow it, but with a few tips from Roman, got it drinkable quickly. And then it got me buzzed quickly. Thankfully I don't think I said anything too ridiculous on vherf. Had fun with you guys! And Randy... I'll start digging into Cigar 101. Or.... Maybe I should just PM you? ;)

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