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I admire a good howdy reply, like this:
How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?
My all time fave is:
How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?
or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.
My newest concoction is:
If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.
How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.
How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?
My all time fave is:
How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?
or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.
My newest concoction is:
If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.
How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.
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Answers: Wellllll I'm walking on the right side of the dirt so it could be worse.
Or...: living the dream. Though sometimes dreams are nightmares but hey whatever.
Q. How's it going?
A: Can't complain...'cause if I do the kids'll shove me off to the nursing home faster'n you can say "power of attorney."
Q: how are you? A: better than nothing.
Q: How are you? A: Just darned near perfect.
I switch these around, depending on my mood. I also use this one occasionally:
Q: How are you? A: Well, I'm still looking down at the grass instead of up at the roots....
Aj
If I were any happier I would be a squirrel with 2 tails!
What do you want for lunch?
Im so hungry I could eat the tail off a south bound grizzly bear!
F*ck off. Go get lit!
Prices are up and quality is down... Everything but what you sell.
Q: How's the weather?
A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.
Some "lady"...... ??
yep, hotter then two rats doing the nasty inside a wool sock on a Tuesday in mid July.