Don't buy Wonderful Pistachios

I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
Just a heads up for my homies here.

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danielzreyes

Start freezing your pistachios brah

youngryan216

danielzreyes:
Start freezing your pistachios brah

Lol that guy was a goner long before he got to Cleveland

ShadowInTheMoon

guess what i was eating as i read this

Bigshizza

Was it being in Cleveland?

Puff_Dougie

Bigshizza:
Was it being in Cleveland?

Hahahaha!!

Big''nBall''n

Gross!

youngryan216

Puff_Dougie:
Bigshizza:
Was it being in Cleveland?
Hahahaha!!

This is entirely possible. Poor guy. Only the strong survive the 'Land!

First Warrior

Carbs and protein.

dr_frankenstein56

LMAO you should see what goes into the flour most pre baked pies and breads use!

Animal farm anyones?

Aj

jgibv

youngryan216:
I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
Just a heads up for my homies here.

lol wut?
never buy again?

i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

youngryan216

jgibv:
youngryan216:
I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
Just a heads up for my homies here.
lol wut?
never buy again?

i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

Just the brand. Not pistachios in general.

Eulogy

I don't know if this would be an issue with only Wonderful brand pistachios. I've had bad peanuts, pistachios, almonds, and fruit from all kinds of vendors. It's unfortunate when it happens, but I don't think it's reasonable to search every single pistachio for a defect. It's your money and you can spend it on whatever brand you prefer, but I'm sure this will not be your last run in with an aphid or blackened pistachio.

Gray4lines

You know.. cigars come with bugs too.

jgibv

youngryan216:
jgibv:
youngryan216:
I enjoy pistachios after almost every cigar. I will no longer buy Wonderful brand. I have seen SEVERAL cases of this on social media, and today I found some black, spoiled nuts and this grimy little bug!
Just a heads up for my homies here.
lol wut?
never buy again?

i mean that's like saying you'd never eat salad again because you found an aphid on a leaf ?

Just the brand. Not pistachios in general.

oh ok....because that's just nuts! hahahaha (i'll see myself out)

jd50ae

I lit up a Cinco Vegas Cold to enjoy with one of my newly purchased 3lb bags of Wonderful Pistachios and don't you know it had no draw at all. Even after shooting a coat hanger foot to head it was terrible. Why, I think of the thousands of Cinco Vegas Golds that I have purchased and this one ruined them all for me.

So, as a public service I am offering to take off your hands any Cinco Vegas Golds, or even any pistachios you have. But experience tells me that there won't be any takers, but the offer is very real.

youngryan216

jd50ae:
I lit up a Cinco Vegas Cold to enjoy with one of my newly purchased 3lb bags of Wonderful Pistachios and don't you know it had no draw at all. Even after shooting a coat hanger foot to head it was terrible. Why, I think of the thousands of Cinco Vegas Golds that I have purchased and this one ruined them all for me.

So, as a public service I am offering to take off your hands any Cinco Vegas Golds, or even any pistachios you have. But experience tells me that there won't be any takers, but the offer is very real.

I've got some nuts for you jd

rsherman24

They are a delicacy in some places. Eat him up

youngryan216

They're sending me like $50 worth of coupons for free nutz.