Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

Chemnitz · December 2014

Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

jd50ae · December 2014

Nice hat dad.

kuzi16 · December 2014

im not compensating for anything at all

90+ Irishman · December 2014

That's the only type of brown log hanging from the tree that gets me excited....
Or...
You know what they say, Xmas only comes once a year, but My Father comes again and again. Waiiiiiiit a second, nevermind ignore that.

danielzreyes · December 2014

GET LIT SON! snowman, cigar ...... pretty lights

Brianak · December 2014

This bomb is for you!

mmccartneydc · December 2014

Look at the new release from My Father! Its a 24in ring gauge!

LiquidChaos66 · December 2014

My Father Who art in Humidor,
Hallowed by thy band.
When smoking one,
The pleasure comes.
In flavor as if in heaven.

rsherman24 · December 2014

Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?

flowbee · December 2014

Yo Rudolph,
Got a lite????

brianetz1 · December 2014

The Shizz even bombed the ornaments for Christmas.

Martel · December 2014

If I could pick my nose, it'd be this over a carrot.

jimmyv723 · December 2014

Who's Your Daddy!

smoke em if you got em · December 2014

Uhhh I can't remember wrapped or unwrapped for storage!

WaltBasil · December 2014

"I've got your Christmas. Right heeyar..."

Retircs1 · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

HELP MR. BELL!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!

Retircs1 · December 2014

rsherman24:
Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?

LOL No it is not please give to the lady in the restroom lol

90+ Irishman · December 2014

I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?

Chemnitz · December 2014

90+ Irishman:
I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?

The more the merrier! Many funny ones so far - keep em comin.

90+ Irishman · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

What the heck how did this get here?! I swear I was simply distracted by the waitress... Those eyes.

No_one21 · December 2014

Wow these big ring gauges are getting ridiculous!

90+ Irishman · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Greatttttt now we even have ornaments that say; "Gimmie those long and skinnies!"

90+ Irishman · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Hey look, even the ornaments on Briantz1's tree wins free swag..... Well time to go home Briantz WON.